So I play hockey for our town's league, which is just house league and it divides all the areasr up like west, south north, east, etc. We all know we're not going anywhere, atleast the kids on my team do, and we're there to have fun. Apparently not everone got the message.
So last night, were tied up 3-3 with 1:34 seconds left, we break outta our zone and score to go up one, theres now a minute left, so they get the puck back down to our end and take shot and i cover the rebound (cause I'm a goalie). Before i covered it though, the ref calls a penalty on one of our players for hooking, and the player who hooked him gets cross-checked from behind in the head, convienently no one sees it, so i laughed at him and said "Nice, move p***y" he goes "shut the h*ll up". So i laugh, by this time he's at the circle for the face-off, I look at him he looks bak and i smile at him. the buzzer sounds, cause our games our curfewed, and he comes charging at me but gets stopped by a ref, i say "haha bud, you're trying to fight in house league are you a joke?" and the we continue to chirp each other b4 the refs split us up and send us to our doors. So we're still chirping each other before we get off, i step off the ice take my helmet off and yell "look at the scoreboard". Now keep that thought in mind while i tell this part.
There we're these guys, probably 5 of them, were all about 17 (i'm sixteen), and had just played the game before and were supporting the other team and they're behind us as we get off the ice.
So after i yell 'look at the scoreboard' i get pushed hard fron behind, to hard to be a freindly push from my teamates to tell me to keep my mouth shut. I turn around to see the kids who were watching the game standing scattered throughout my team. i then continued to punch the guy in the face with my blocker, and he almost immediately gets a bloody nose, before anything else can happen the refs come and kick the kids out of the rink, while on their way out the kid yells "come ind me in the parking lot, "i laughed and said " yea ok bud" figuring theyd be gone by the time i was changed and showered. So just to be safe, i usually two swiss army knives in my bag but like huge ones, with wrenches and stuff in em as well as some pretty mean looking knives, i figure what if? and slip em into my pocket. I didnt think anything would happen cause my parents were there, then i get out of the change room and the coach says, my buddy told my parents he could gimme a ride. I was like ok, and walked towards the parking lot, and who do i see but the five kids from before, the one kid is sitting there with blood all over hit shirt. i walk towards my friends car , and they walk after me, i turn arund drop my stuff to put it into my firends car and i see the one kid has a switch blade. by the time i see this there is no time to squirrel to my car, so i pull the two knives outta my pocket and kinda cock my eyebrows, they see the blades and three of the take off, the other guy tries to talk the guy i punched out of it, to no avail and he leaves, then i say "man, what are you gonna do, i have two kives to your one and my buddies are all still inside, your down and out", to my surprise he goes "pfft, we'd have wrecked you if you didnt have those knives" and he leaves.
I laughed so hard, i dont know if i stopped the enite way home. they might have been the p****iest kids i've ever seen, not that im tough shit, but if he came after me i probably wouldn't hesitate. just goes to show ya how dumb some people are, getting mad about nothing. he pushed i shoved. he lost.