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Hollister is bumble-f#ck farm country

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CMF
Posts: 1918 - Karma: 16
its true. they make its seem like ccccchhhhhhiiiillllllllll i surf... but its all a front. just bringin that up. thoughts?

Oct 3 2007 10:29PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
that is true. I hate hollister.
Oct 3 2007 10:32PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
no shit

just figure this out?
Oct 3 2007 10:33PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
I live in bumblefuck. Its called Wingdale. But I hate hollister too. Them and Starbucks
Oct 3 2007 10:34PM
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DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
yah tons of dumbass suburb kids wear it all the time like a second skin or something, and they live nowhere near the beach

it makes you look like an asshole

my cousin works for them, he's from louisiana and he's one of the most country motherfuckers ive ever known, it just doesnt make sense to me

i love the guy like a brother, but he needs to chill the fuck out and get off the hollister bandwagon

he can stop listening to nickelback and linkin park too while he's at it
Oct 3 2007 10:34PM
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CorkWormTurn
Posts: 1724 - Karma: 12
Not that I'm a fan of the store or its clothing, but:

http://www.surfline.com/surfaz/surfaz.cfm?id=927
Oct 3 2007 10:36PM
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GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
You guys are all so original for hating on hollister.
Oct 3 2007 10:38PM
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Holte
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They're supposed to be sort of a novelty, not a super core surf shop. And they're a pretty darn amazing novelty.
Oct 3 2007 10:39PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18

And we are all so original for liking skiing. Go away and come back when you realize people can have common thoughts

Oct 3 2007 10:40PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I'd shop there but I don't own any night vision goggles.

(That was a joke about how dark their damn stores are)
Oct 3 2007 10:43PM
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GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
Then why am I a dumbass suburban kid for wearing hollister?
Oct 3 2007 10:46PM
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Galli
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 378
hollister is for hicks
Oct 3 2007 10:48PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
I never said you were. I said I dont like Hollister. I never said anything about you being a dumbass suburban kid
Oct 3 2007 10:53PM
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DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
that was me, my bad, but im just one person with an opinion

call me a dipshit and get over it
Oct 3 2007 10:55PM
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alaskakid
Posts: 5540 - Karma: 430
Uhhh rednecks don't usually wear hollister
Oct 4 2007 12:02AM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
what is hollister.....like i seen tons of people wear it, but i don't rock it. looks like American eagle/Abicrombie and Fitch shit. The only american eagle stuff i have is free shit my ex bought for me, and i rearly every wear it.
Oct 4 2007 12:34AM
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mizzike
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 251
Haha i've been there
its a biker town and theres mad crazy irony because there isnt even a hollister there.
Oct 4 2007 12:36AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
hollister california isnt even really beachside.
i was there two weeks ago for a day, when i come back, all the girls were asking if i went to the "headquarters".
im like, "there wasnt even a McDonalds, fuck."
Oct 4 2007 1:40AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
Nobody that lives at the beach and surfs would ever set foot in or near a Hollister store. Trust me.

Fucking kooks.
Oct 4 2007 1:58AM
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CorkWormTurn
Posts: 1724 - Karma: 12
gotta love how every sport has a word for gaper
Oct 4 2007 2:08AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
you are so original for creating an NS name with the word "steeze" in it.
Oct 4 2007 2:16AM
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Karcher
Posts: 3788 - Karma: 1,934
i hollister
Oct 4 2007 2:26AM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
hollister and abercrombie=owned by the same company

also fun fact, north face is owned by vanity fair
Oct 4 2007 2:40AM
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rudeboy_87
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
its no where near the beach... its a fucking farmtown with nothing but mexicans...

not a surfer in sight....

i think its funny...
Oct 4 2007 5:20AM
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robbie_vlad
Posts: 209 - Karma: 24
they have good shorts there, but AE pants are the shit.
Oct 4 2007 8:54AM
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Bsand
Posts: 364 - Karma: 427
hahaha i still wouldent shop there
Oct 5 2007 12:03AM
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McTwist83
Posts: 282 - Karma: 11
Like the joke dude, yea i moved and like...well went back to my home town..and all of my buddies are into the jock scene and decked out in 'that' clothing...god damn it was sad, here i showed up with camo pants and a iron maiden T. Fuck, i felt out of place. Maybe i should start wearing their stuff so i can get the 'hot chicks' ;)
Oct 5 2007 12:34AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
hollisters taking over here. i cant go anywhere without seeing a girl in a hollister tank top mini skirt and flip flops
Oct 5 2007 12:53AM
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invaderskier36
Posts: 6192 - Karma: 41
not gunna lie i like it, its comfy, nuff said
Oct 5 2007 12:57AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
the hollister ranch is fucking ridiculous though...and not at all tied to the brand.
Oct 5 2007 9:48AM
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*DwC*
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 28
If the ladies like it...then i'm wearing it...
Oct 5 2007 10:03AM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511

never have i ever...worn hollister

guys. they carry freeskier. lay off.

Oct 5 2007 1:11PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165

hollister makes nice shit, if you want to hate on something hate on american eagle.

abercrombie also makes some sick stuff

Oct 5 2007 1:43PM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
neither abercrombie nor hollister make "sick stuff"
it's all faux prep or faux surf crap
Oct 5 2007 1:47PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11

abercromie and hollister make nice fitting jeans occasionally and comfy knits thats why i stop there but i gotta say i hate it when i see Hollister's stuff say "La Jolla, California" and the people wearing it dont know/have never been to La Jolla, which incidentely is a town im in love wtih

Oct 5 2007 2:07PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
ya La Jolla is the nicest town i have ever been to. and hollister isn't bumblefuck. its just mainstreem now. you will see kids in so cal and florida and other coastal areas with hollister atire.
Oct 5 2007 5:44PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
when he says hollister is bumble-fuck he's talking about the actual town of hollister ca.
Oct 5 2007 5:51PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
oooooooooooooh. i see. i didn't know hollister was a town.
Oct 5 2007 5:53PM
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TheQuailman
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word ex. graffiti = toy
Oct 5 2007 6:00PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
exactly.


no prob
Oct 5 2007 6:21PM
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mtbakerteacher
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The things from Hollister I own are basically just polos, I have one hollister shirt other than that.
And some of their stuff is retarded so-Cal, but they have a lot of comfy, nice fitting clothes as well.
Oct 5 2007 6:39PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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holister = Click for larger image

Oct 5 2007 6:46PM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
Chocolate!!!
Oct 5 2007 6:48PM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
yes

warm

gooey

delicious

chocolate...








...flavored poop

how do you feel about that?
Oct 5 2007 6:49PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
haha, ya I was about to say I forogot my flashlight last time I went there so I couldn't buy anything
Oct 5 2007 7:34PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
I dont like it at all
Oct 5 2007 7:40PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
fuck hollister. but im down for a white rasberry latte.
Oct 5 2007 7:45PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
+1
Oct 5 2007 10:46PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
hahahahaa, what a bummer.
Oct 5 2007 11:03PM
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Rooddss
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I surf and sometimes wear hollister, yeh for me
Oct 6 2007 12:32AM
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PacificRimJob
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I live in California. Its fucking EVERYWHERE here...

especially when there are shirts that say "hollister ski team" on it or something...

i want to laugh. hard.

Oct 6 2007 1:04PM
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