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Car Acronyms

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Shpadoinkle
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my personal favorites...

MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
PINTO: Put In Nickel To Operate
PONTIAC: Poor Old N***** Thinks Its A Cadillac
CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
FORD: Friggin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
GM: Great Mistake
HONDA: Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

Oct 2 2007 2:35PM
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KEVTRON
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so then what cars do you like?
Oct 2 2007 2:40PM
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OAK_TREE
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FORD: Found On Road Dead
            First On Race Day
Oct 2 2007 2:41PM
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KEVTRON
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oh and its true about hondas my civic takes a few seconds before it starts to kick in
Oct 2 2007 2:41PM
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Skipig25
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ford: fix or repair daily
Oct 2 2007 2:46PM
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Shpadoinkle
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gm, ford, audi, subaru, honda, acura, nissan, mazda, toyota, aston martin, jaguar, land rover, etc.

i have a special place in my heart for ford's with lift kits. ya. lol.

Oct 2 2007 3:34PM
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brokebutitsworthit
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Honda-Happy Owners Never Drive Another
Nissan- Never is such sexy automobiles needed
Mopar- Mostly old parts and rust
Ford- Fuck off; Redneck driver
BMW- Buys me women


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sconniestyle
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not a car maker, but fairly relevant

NASCAR

Non
Athletic
Sport
Centered
Around
Rednecks
Oct 2 2007 7:17PM
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Thomson.
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FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
Oct 2 2007 7:19PM
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MLB
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MOPAR= Made of plaster and rust
Oct 2 2007 7:22PM
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MLB
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Ford: For Old Retarded Drivers
Oct 2 2007 7:22PM
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thenakedcellist
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you love cars..
Oct 2 2007 7:24PM
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doublexl
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jea
Oct 2 2007 7:25PM
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jimmychung
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BMW: bye, my wallet
Oct 2 2007 7:27PM
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tBatt
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FORD: fix or repair daily

sry if its been said. too lazt to read thread
Oct 2 2007 8:13PM
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Tinga
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hahahahha thats awesome
Oct 2 2007 8:15PM
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Swan_Solo
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Killed
In
Accident
Oct 2 2007 8:29PM
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steevner
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FIAT: fix it again tony
Oct 2 2007 8:31PM
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Shpadoinkle
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love the fiat one and the nascar one.

how true.
Oct 2 2007 9:38PM
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Lineskiah11
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haha ive heard that one before.
Oct 2 2007 10:04PM
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salomonskiier12
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best one
Oct 2 2007 10:31PM
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