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I hate bears

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BigZero
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Its 5 in the morning and I have to walk to my job at the hilton in whistler. Its bad enough that its still pitch black outside, but theres bears eveywhere and it scares the shit out of me. I've been awake since 4 because a massive black bear ravaged on the garbage bin outside. Every day I gotta deal with the fact that some bear is gonna eat me.

I need a gun.
Sep 28 2007 8:41AM
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Changethattape
Posts: 1008 - Karma: 36
bears wont leave your house alone now that they know food is there soi wouldeither lock up your garbage or shoot it otherwise its going to annoy you alot
Sep 28 2007 8:58AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Black bears are more scared of you than you are of them, trust me. It's the grizzlies you should be scared of.
Sep 28 2007 9:08AM
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Pipe_Munky
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i stayed at the hilton on rossignol's tab last time i was in whistler. very nice hotel!
Sep 28 2007 10:12AM
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FrostyBro
Posts: 58 - Karma: 10
yeah a gun is always a good choice, if not than then a fire extinguisher full of mace is good, and lastly putting hot-sauce in their eyes usually does the trick
Sep 28 2007 10:39AM
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-justice-
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i hear they're attracted by women's menstruation.
Sep 28 2007 11:02AM
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Myke
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https://store.udap.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=P&Product_Code=15HP&Category_Code=BS


That would work a lot better than a gun.
Sep 28 2007 12:29PM
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=FLO=
Posts: 1969 - Karma: 39
Bears are ravaging the trash in my complex, all the dumpsters are bear proof but they still find a way. They even opened this guy's garage next to mine and ate his trash. Pretty sick of them waking me up every night
Sep 28 2007 1:30PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
get a small tranquilizer gun
Sep 28 2007 1:40PM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
You should join the Colbert Nation my friend. He hates bears, and wrist violence.
Sep 28 2007 1:46PM
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naftel
Posts: 830 - Karma: 12
you can get a bear spray stuff - thats like mace for bears- sprays like 30 ft and is way more powerful than human mace. that would probably change your level of confidence when walking around near bears. and less hassle than a gun
Sep 28 2007 1:47PM
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Daver_BC
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 307
you work at the hilton, in whistler. why did god make you the lucky one.
Sep 28 2007 2:52PM
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R-Bertsch
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i feel so sorry for you having to live in whistler
Sep 28 2007 2:54PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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thank you ^.

please quit your bitching.
Sep 28 2007 2:56PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
daaaaaaaa bears.
Sep 28 2007 3:17PM
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SWA666ER
Posts: 684 - Karma: 30
get chuck norris to protect you, haha just kidding norris is a joke
Sep 28 2007 3:33PM
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t-roy
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hahaha

but cereally, i know the feeling. at my home we have had bears break down our back door. once our old dog chased one up a tree. earlier that day i saw one walking through the creek outside our living room window and i ran out back to tell my dad that there was a bear nearby. he said "mmmmk, i'm gonna keep choppin wood."
Sep 28 2007 5:22PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
Yo your chill Button but stop fuckin whining. I'd manhandle a couple bears every morning if I could kick it in Whistler.
Sep 28 2007 5:40PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
yea dude i know how you feel, a bunch of my buddies work at whistler and whenever im there i have to walk up that big hill at night to go to staff housing and i feel like a bear is gonna come out of nowhere and bite my dick off. anyway i realized that blackbears dont really attack people so your okay with that, but i heard a grizzly was spotted seen in whistler reccently but i think that was in the high alpine so your fine. anyway if your that scared of them just get some bear mace, you just spray it at them and they'll fuck right off... works on people too
Sep 28 2007 6:10PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
fuck i hate these people who keep saying 'i feel sorry for you that you live in whistler', you guys are fuckin stupid, you could live there too just get up off your lazy asses and move. i moved from ottawa to north vancouver its not that hard you just buy a plane ticket and fuckin go
Sep 28 2007 6:12PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
i hate the chicago bears
Sep 28 2007 6:25PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
your lucky you live/work in whister. period.
and les stroud, survivorman, said when you walk through a place where there might be bears, just make alot of noise, cuz they hate large groups
Sep 28 2007 6:28PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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dude, I feel your pain. I am a breaad truck driver and deal with anywhere from 4 to 10 different bears in a given day who want to eat the food in my truck.
I need a gun too.
Sep 28 2007 6:39PM
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supersteez420
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dude my dog chased a bear off it was fucking neat
Sep 28 2007 6:42PM
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Kazabazua
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when i was about 7 years old me and my family were hiking in banff i think and me and my dad went ahead and there were 2 guys in front of us... this fuckin grizzly bear comes down the mountain goes right in front of the guys and stands on its hind legs, the bear was maybe like 15 feet from me, and i almost shit my pants
Sep 28 2007 6:53PM
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Kazabazua
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o yea, to end my story, the bear ended up going back down on its legs and running down the mountain like a little bitch, it was a miracle i swear
Sep 28 2007 6:54PM
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doublexl
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life in the hood is tough.
Sep 28 2007 7:05PM
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Armanzoid
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I don't think anyone appreciates this thread as much as I do, watch the Colbert Report people.
Sep 28 2007 7:11PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
Dude...you're in Whistler. It's all good.
Sep 28 2007 10:34PM
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zylstra
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pretty much summed it up right ther
Sep 28 2007 10:42PM
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robbie_vlad
Posts: 209 - Karma: 24
dont be a bitch and wrestle the bear...if you win, it wont fuck w/ you again, if you lose...well then your fuckd haha.
Sep 28 2007 10:51PM
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Swan_Solo
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they're cute
Sep 28 2007 11:04PM
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Ninth
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Sep 28 2007 11:43PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
were gonna start a bear wrangling league here if you want in...
Sep 29 2007 12:31AM
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StanMcStanson
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i hear their periods attract bears!
Sep 29 2007 12:34PM
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Gavajabra3
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You need a very very strong pistol to take down a bear
Sep 29 2007 1:07PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
^ not a pistol, a rifle, pistols wouldnt do shit, unless you shot it 100 times, or if it was a desert eagle
Sep 29 2007 8:35PM
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currentwestman
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cuz he's cooler
Sep 29 2007 11:13PM
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timmi
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when me and a buddy were camping in the middle of nowhere, he tied a knife to a stick, and that was our defence against bears. had a bear come along, we would be screwed.
Sep 29 2007 11:18PM
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Shpadoinkle
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not if you aim.
Sep 29 2007 11:44PM
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charmander
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ahahahhaha
Sep 30 2007 12:20AM
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Kazabazua
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man just get bear mace, its all about the bear mace, you can get like 10 bears to fuck off at once
Sep 30 2007 10:40PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
OR befriend a bigger bear....
Sep 30 2007 11:41PM
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Nicholas.
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those bears are making love, thats beautiful.
Sep 30 2007 11:42PM
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Fintendo
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Yes I hate bears too. They are godless killing machines without a soul. My advice is to have a bells on you. Because the ringing of them will sounds like Christmas to the bears. Since they hate Jesus naturally they will run away from the sounds of Christmas.
Oct 1 2007 1:04AM
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Eric_D
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is the hilton next to the Tmc freeriders shop or is dat the holiday inn. but for the bear issue just ask it to be friends and it might say yes.
Oct 1 2007 1:10AM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
sounds weird but when I living in Banff and I felt like an animal was near I would randomly clap now and then to give them a scare.

but no worries buddy bears are going to sleep soon.
Oct 1 2007 1:18AM
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Kazabazua
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sometimes i just bark at the woods, that usually scares the animals off
Oct 1 2007 7:40PM
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hauntedsandwich
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A bear got into my house once and ate my roomates ice cream. she locked herself into her room when she saw it and started yelling out the window at our other roomate who was just getting back from the tap but he apparently almost got the shit kicked outta him at the bar and didn't wanna deal with a bear so he just stood there drinking a forty. Then she called our landlord and he thought she was joking but eventually came home and had to chase the bear out of the house.
Oct 1 2007 7:47PM
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GatoGordo
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ive only seen 1 bear in the wild that i can actually remember.
Oct 1 2007 8:14PM
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davar6
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get a gun
Oct 1 2007 8:22PM
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