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Ya im a dumb ass

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bitchassphatz
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last night i was skating home really shit faced. feel a couple times. then i thought i was alreight so i bombed this hill into an under pass of a major road. well the under pass was slanting the wrong way so i had to turn over 90 degrees....i went striaght into the fucking wall and sprained the shit outa my ankle. fucking sucks, i can't walk at all.
Sep 27 2007 7:37PM
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skiierman
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Doing what now?
Sep 27 2007 7:43PM
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TheButterHashira
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is your ankle messed up really bad or will you be fine?
Sep 27 2007 7:44PM
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doublexl
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thats pretty high.
Sep 27 2007 7:50PM
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GURT
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that sucks
Sep 27 2007 7:51PM
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t-roy
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ahhh man i'm sorry you're a dumb ass
Sep 27 2007 7:58PM
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maclem
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haha, yeah well thats what you get i guess.
Sep 27 2007 7:59PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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nah, he saved multiple lives by not driving drunk.  He needs a medal.  Or a case of beer or something I dunno.
Sep 27 2007 8:02PM
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beer.
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you cant say he saved lives by driving drunk. first, people drive drunk all the time, go work at a bar, you will understand that. and not killing someone isnt saving a life.

but i hear ya, I like longboarding home especially if a party sucks or something shitty happens, it clears my head. I dont condone drunk driving by the way.
Sep 27 2007 8:19PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Ya man I took it to the farthest extent I could just to see what people would say haha.  But ya, it is better that he didn't drive so that's coo.
Sep 27 2007 8:20PM
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SlickRick.
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your only a dumbass from skating home afrter drinking
Sep 27 2007 8:21PM
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Benhamine
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yea you are.
Sep 27 2007 8:22PM
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DYFI
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Good thing a sprained ankle is the only thing you got.
Sep 27 2007 8:24PM
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beer.
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umm not really, its a lot more responsible.

and is it dangerous? yes, but it depends on how much you retain coordination and focus. I did a very narrow steep hill one time with a friend when we were both hammered and high as fuck. didnt even get the smallest speed wobble, and my other friend was sure we were gonna die.

but its not generally a good idea.
Sep 27 2007 8:24PM
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Sufferboy
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dont skate after drinkin, this is day one shit.
Sep 27 2007 8:26PM
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bitchassphatz
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shit i skate home all the time, i don't live in the part of town where the parties are at everynight. i just couldn't even see, i was seeing doubles the whole way home. anyway, ya my ankle will be fine in a couple days. i know you guys are worried about me so you can send flowers/strippers to:

Chris Mercer
9231 Bear Creek Apartments
Boulder, CO 80310
Sep 27 2007 8:28PM
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0ptions
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I agree, but i'd go for the beer over the medal.
Sep 27 2007 8:33PM
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TheButterHashira
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haha the second time i drank(alot) i went skating. its a good trick to make your friends laugh
Sep 27 2007 8:35PM
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Sufferboy
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ahahahhaa
Sep 27 2007 8:38PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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haha, I'll send you more beer.
Sep 27 2007 8:39PM
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KingTaco
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not too bad. but at least its not the ski season yet
Sep 27 2007 8:47PM
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toominator
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one guy in my town got fucked up so badly skating home drunk, he got speed wobbles going down a hill fell and cracked his head. bleeding from his ears and stuff. ended up spending a few weeks in hospital in critical condition he's now got brain damage and permanent hearing loss in one ear, damaged in the other

you're lucky its only your ankle bro
Sep 27 2007 8:51PM
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kgirvan
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haha sorry man that sucks
Sep 27 2007 10:18PM
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smuggsVT
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longboarding high is possibly the greatest feeling ever, but idk about drunk
Sep 27 2007 10:38PM
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prosnurfer
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dude i bombed a mad huge hill on a skateboard and it wobbled cuz i dont leik normaly skateboard so i suck at it and i wrecked and fractured my skull and got a really bad concussion and i couldent even walk for a week
Sep 27 2007 10:40PM
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