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If you want a good laugh this season...
Every once in a while, my friends and i see the skiers with the jacket that says BLIND SKIER on them, and they have the person to ski near them and tell them whats ahead.
So i was thinking, how fun would it be to get a coat like that? Picture yourself ripping down the hill, possibly switch, through crowds of people, with your friend, pretending to be your watcher guy, chasing down the hill screaming STOP STOP STOP!
Now some people would find that to be very cruel and in bad taste, plus your pass would be gone in a flash, so I came with another idea.
First you would need to ski down up to a park feature with the Blind skier jacket on. then you could have your watcher guy explaing to you what the featuree is like. "Okay, it's a down-flat-down, about 20 feet long. Hit it up. You've got it!" Or "The gap is about 45 feet, so you'll need to go pretty fast. You should be good bombing it from here"
I know there are people that are actually stupid enough to fall for this. You would get all sorts of weird looks, your guide would get all sorts of angry looks for letting a blind guy hit a huge booter, and people would shit their pants when they see a blind gut grease a down-flat-down.
So those are a couple ideas I'd like to try out sometime. Has anyone thought of this or even better, done this before?
Could have some funny reactions.
haha yeah we were thinking of doing that with our friend a couple years ago. he is legally blind so maybe it would work without getting in trouble
AAAH! Damn tags. Only BLIND SKIER was supposed to be bold
That would be pretty hillarious. Do it somewhere where there's a shit load of gapers n they'll fall for it.
hahaha I like that Idea. I think its way funny to get a good reaction out of anyone anywhere.
not enough gaypers or tourist in the park to make it funny.
i like droping fake money of the chair life and yelling ohhhh shit i dropped my moey cause peole sking below always dive for it and when they find its fake they get so pissed
sometimes when i'm feeling cool i drop snow on people!
you will be almost gaurenteed to get your pass clipped if the ski patrol catches you.
but other than that it sounds pretty funny.
i like the idea of bombin switch down the mountain wit the guide chasin after him better.
haha, I think a great reaction would be skiing with a bk king mask
I am getting one and taking it up one day.
hahahah that made me laugh so hard
someone is going to have to post a video of that this year
I actually sorta laughed out loud in class when I read that. Imagine someone going out of control backwards with a blind skier shirt on and someone yelling at them to stop. Priceless.
sounds fun, you should try it, get someone who works at a mountain to get you a jacket
thats awesome, im gonna do that with my buddies!
i like the gorrilla costume chasing the banana costume
to be honest that sounds absolutely HILARIOUS i would laugh sooo hard
what you need to do is do it on the last run of the day and you need an extra guy to take your pass at the top so if they catch you they have nothing to take. But other than that, great idea.
my mountains cheap we dont have the jackets with big fancy letters that say blind skier but just regular jackets with a laminated piece of notebook paper that says blind skier attached with some staples or something
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