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Deep Question Thread

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colin13
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Post the deepest question you can think of here.

If you were milk, how long would you take to sour?

That one sucks but you get the idea...
Sep 13 2007 9:00PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
ok heres one.


whyyyy would you make this thread?
Sep 13 2007 9:01PM
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2planking
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 17
why do people exists?
Sep 13 2007 9:02PM
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
that wasn't deep at all
Sep 13 2007 9:03PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
why is there anal sex?
Sep 13 2007 9:03PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
why is the sky blue?
Sep 13 2007 9:03PM
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garrett.
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because blue is the longest ray of light or seomthing like that
Sep 13 2007 9:04PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
why are dogs scared of vacuums but not of penut butter faces????



why can you only eat 12 and a half peeps in one sitting?




where does the white go when the snow melts??
Sep 13 2007 9:04PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
why do people interrupt other peoples long elevator trips, with going up one floor, or down one floor. just take the stairs! its one floor!
Sep 13 2007 9:05PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
why is my butthole so itcy?...i took a showa.
Sep 13 2007 9:05PM
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killabees
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if your existance never happend, what would you feel
Sep 13 2007 9:05PM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17
uhhh, do i answer the questions the other people posted?
Sep 13 2007 9:05PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
show off
Sep 13 2007 9:06PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
if lifes a garden and you should dig it, well then, don't gardens grow back after every winter, and if your life revolves around winter, won't death be like fuckin orgasmic???
sorry i'm stoned.
Sep 13 2007 9:08PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
why is my pastor freakin getting in everyone's freakin business
Sep 13 2007 9:08PM
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Benhamine
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308

How did the universe come about?

Sep 13 2007 9:10PM
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jimmychung
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we know that our universe is expanding, but what is it expanding into....??
Sep 13 2007 9:11PM
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Nicholas.
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how much bigger is skiiermans penis than teh milky wayz galaxy?
Sep 13 2007 9:12PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
why does it burn when i pee?
Sep 13 2007 9:12PM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17
pshhh, no way.
Sep 13 2007 9:12PM
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
woooaaahh dude, that was deep.
Sep 13 2007 9:15PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
its all because you touch yourself at night
Sep 13 2007 9:16PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Hahahaha... wow. For the record, Skiierman's penis is 5/16 of an inch bigger than the Milky wayz galackzies. It came down to the wire, but in the end he was the bigger man.
Sep 13 2007 9:21PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
jay kay, jay kay
Sep 13 2007 9:25PM
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Casey
Posts: 7785 - Karma: 23,466
i've wondered this myself for a very long time
Sep 13 2007 9:29PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
is this a challenge.
Sep 13 2007 9:29PM
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GnarBurger
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do blind people see in their dreams?

what happens after death?

is it bad that i can touch my knee with the head of my penis?
Sep 13 2007 9:42PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
and to answer that its called prostate cancer
Sep 13 2007 9:43PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
before we are born we know nothing but darkness, it is all we can remember and all we know; we live a life in the light, its all we know and surrounds our memories; then when we die, we return back to the state of darkness, exactly where we were before we were born... why; and what is the purpose of living if you ultimately end up in the same spot you started?????
Sep 13 2007 9:50PM
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TannerCoulter.
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what if there was no galaxies, no planets, no nothing
Sep 13 2007 9:52PM
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Nicholas.
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i know kung fu?
Sep 13 2007 9:56PM
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statuswhitegirl
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what are you really looking at when you look into the sky at night....how far does it go on...
Sep 13 2007 10:04PM
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doritos
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Absolutely.
Sep 13 2007 10:10PM
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Ceru
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why do u drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

why do bad people make bad decisions?
Sep 13 2007 10:22PM
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lyndon
Posts: 7266 - Karma: 127
This thread is a prime example of the intelect possessed by some, and the utter immaturity and love of filthy humour by others. Oops, I forgot to state that as a question.

Here: Has anyone else noticed this thread is a prime example of the intelect possessed by some, and the utter immaturity and love of filthy humour by others?

Sep 13 2007 10:32PM
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Wis_Skier_23
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 245
because blue is the only color reflected by water/the oceans
Sep 13 2007 10:35PM
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doublexl
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can i do it in the ass tonight?
Sep 13 2007 11:43PM
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oiECSoi
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why dont i remeber falling out of my mom's vagina?
Sep 14 2007 12:12AM
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derbski
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why do girls go to the bathroom together?

what if our dreams were what were real, and what we think is real is all just a dream?
Sep 14 2007 12:23AM
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Sir.Pete
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sometimes girls have their period...
Sep 14 2007 12:25AM
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T-Wash
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Could Jesus himself microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
Sep 14 2007 12:27AM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
what the hell is the explanation for deja vu? especially super specific deja vu? i mean really.
Sep 14 2007 12:28AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
dreams that you forgot about.
Sep 14 2007 12:36AM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
WRONG WRONG it's called the clap
Sep 14 2007 1:42AM
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potato_man
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why does 24 hour (OZ) fitness have elevators?
Sep 14 2007 2:56AM
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ATLskier
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how long does concrete take to cure.
Sep 14 2007 3:23AM
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potato_man
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depends on thickness, tempature, humidity

answer mine now
Sep 14 2007 3:25AM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
Bring it babushka!
Sep 14 2007 7:56PM
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samurai_jack
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What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Sep 14 2007 7:59PM
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moonofendor
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if u don't know something and u see it, do u see it?
sorta like when u meet a new person the second week of school and u see them in the hallway. did u not see them before or wat?
Sep 14 2007 8:13PM
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