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Truly the epitome of brewing's two thousand year evolution, Samuel Adams Utopias offers a flavor not just unlike any other beer but unlike any other beverage in the world. Its warm, sweet flavor is richly highlighted with hints of vanilla, oak and caramel. Our 2005 batch topped out at 25% ABV, beating the records that Samuel Adams® Triple Bock® and Samuel Adams® Millennium had set before it. And like those groundbreaking brews, Samuel Adams Utopias is not carbonated and should be served at room temperature. In one of many examples where Samuel Adams Utopias pushed the boundaries of beer, it received the highest recommendation (96-100 points) from the prestigious Wine Enthusiast Magazine (November, 2003 edition).
Due to legal restrictions, Samuel Adams Utopias can not be sold in the states of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Missouri, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Ohio, Oregon, South Carolina, Washington, and West Virginia.
Seriously though, no one but the immature dumbasses care whether you drink... you should try some rum and coke or something if the only reason you don't like it is taste... get some good microbrews, Blackbeary Wheat, Yuengling, etc. You'll find something you like.
It's all an acquired taste. When I first started drinking my attitude was that beer was pointless, I drank solely to get drunk and I hated the taste of beer so I might as well get it over quickly with shots. Now I love beer. The more you drink it, the more you'll like it.
If you really want to drink though, and really can't stand beer... OJ and vodka, jager and red bull, and rum and coke are all fine choices.
And hey... if you don't like them or just don't want to drink... congratulations, you won't ever have liver problems or deal with alcoholism. There's nothing wrong with it haha.