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AppSkier
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I just saw a redbull commercial on TV. It was about Adam and Eve wanting to fly away from the garden of eden. since they had no clothes then, you could see Eve's boobs. It was a cartoon though, too bad.


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Mar 15 2002 5:07PM
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Gdawg3
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That is so stupid.
Mar 15 2002 6:23PM
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CTripper
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i saw one with and angel and he gets his wings taken away and then he drinks a rebull and since 'it gives you wings' he flew back down to earth... and then theres one with rapunzel and i dont get it at all
sking is fun
Mar 15 2002 6:56PM
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Drail
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i like the one with Dracula.

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Mar 15 2002 7:24PM
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MART-IZZLE
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I like the one with the proffeseur. and the tv guy was asking him why it's so good and the proffeseur starting saying all this weird stuff then he said redbull gives you wings!
keep skiing
Mar 15 2002 9:07PM
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sirjibsalot
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yeah eve was a hideous mess!
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Mar 15 2002 10:55PM
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Jodi
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I saw one yesterday that was a spin-off of 'Rapunzel' (the old fairy tale)...he was like 'YO Rapunzel, let down your hair so Ican climb up to the tower and rescue you', and she was like - 'nah...my hairs to short...here drink this re-bul, and take the stairs...' or something like that...I think my version may have neen slightly funnier...and that sucked - so yes, the commercials do no justice for the drink!



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Mar 16 2002 12:48AM
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PhattSarah
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We have all those ads too. Aswell as one with some guys rowing a viking boat, and another with someone flying out of court. They look crappy but they're alright. That professor one is confussing when you hear it on the radio first thing in the morning!
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Mar 16 2002 3:43AM
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Freestyla_01
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theres also one with 2 people sky diving and their parachutes dont open so they open their red bulls to give them wiiiiiiings but theyre too late and they hit the ground and they drink them anyways and they revitalize their minds so their spirits have wings and go to heaven.
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Mar 16 2002 8:14PM
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Freestyla_01
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biggest run on sentence ever.
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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?

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Thats ok! i get em for free from pih-hill-ou' -Shaniqua Bootycall
Mar 16 2002 8:14PM
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Stinkyprimo
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Shaun.. you're stupid... Sorry.. I didn't mean to sound so mean.. just that I'm outta red bull

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Mar 20 2002 12:44AM
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MacMahoooon
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there are almost 20 of those commercials that you can watch at redbull.com....funny stuff

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Mar 21 2002 12:43PM
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xdream1328
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the red bull commercials are great, but i prefere vodka-red bull




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Mar 21 2002 12:46PM
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