And he saved it as "cock in th ass". Enjoy.
-The day that sam went to college was the day that his life changed forever. He was orginaly from a small town in penn and when he moved to then world of Inidanna university he quickly discovered that being above the age of 18 was going to be something new. Although his 18th birthday didn’t mean much at the time the fact that he was going off to Chicago to live his new life. But later on that night he got laid and damn it was good I twas the best fuckin pussy he had ever had it was like god himself had shined down on him and given him the powers of a motherfuckin’ member of 3 6 mafia they were all over the place doin this doin that and by that and this I mean veronica dn shelly cuz god damn they were fuckin! They crawled into the mini fridge to cool off cuz they were drippin in u know…. Poozy joose cuz fuck he was gooooood u know he knew how to lick hat shit right he wanted to talk to her and taste her… then suddenly felix walked in and was all like “yo bitch fuc kme now I know whast up” “give it to me” and the girl was all jeeze guy Idk what u all bout. But felix kept throwin his game and Sheila and shelia eventually realized that felix was foreal so when they got it on they ahd one time one time that others would never understand. The shit was ballin’. ballin’ only cuz thwe owling they did b4 was like the crazy shit they did every day back in the NB (northbrook for the non believers) but damn Sheila was the bomb in the sack cuz when they went to the br or the brook rack as they say in the south aka the dorm. Anyway…. They went ack tol the in a danna u know read the drom in Indiana danna mean damn mana or the place the used to call home. Damn spirts mana being the hawiaan word for spirts and breath. They knew beacus the wanzer had told them earlier that day during the culture extravaganza that they call four thirty to 8. So when they reached climax and everyone was leavin the IU auditorium. So when he finally got back to Eigen man the sleeping point of choice or the spc he realized that he had sobered up. So damn, he took like 8 shots of the cm or as we call it in the sitha the captain we drank….damn we drank, and like another hour later it was all bout the chases if ukonw em Vincent, Bernard and johnnie drama if u know em. But then again fuck em. Cuz damn when ur in the read dorm it doesn’t matter too much where u from. Cuz eveyones cool and u kon all the peeps. Cuz if u aint a peep u aint no body. So when I went to let this girl out. Her name was keetin and she knew what I was all about, we talked for like an hour and a half and I told her she wasw like a milller draft delcioous nutritious and made me feel like drinkin her in the middle of a conspicuous circle of people. But we knew that those fucks couldn’t stand up to………..us. In those conditions we knew that those girls premonitions would come true. The said somebody would die young. They said somebody would learn wrong. They told everyone would know that they’d learn among… the best they driest the most amazingest, the worlds best cast of people of artist of actors and then of benefactors. But of course finally reality took and those motherfuckers struck themselves of course. They were drunk as fuck as well as their actions were and man did they wake up with a hangover. Did they no what happened, well no they didn’t. but did it matter no it didn’t. cuz they were responsible the way IU told them to… do it….to put their backs in to it. So they ended with bunch of fun good times and amazing memories with their sucka mcs telling htem how it shoulda been but hey knew that the white people kinew how to bring it too! U know everyone … cuz that’s how they like it.,
For everyone to have a good time
The best time
Rhymin’ around the lime the dime.
The ten cent piece
You gotta make them a piece
So they could smoke
And make any joke… that they wanted too.
Soo thay’d go to anywhere they’d feel like
And they’d do anything that they wanted too. And they did the end till later.