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My computer is haunted

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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
So I'm sittin here in the dark, and out of nowhere my CD and DVD/CDR drives pop open, totally unprompted. Then the thing froze. Everything with the letter e was high highlighted in another forum. Then on my task bar, an MSN convo started blinking, no new messages, then NS started flashing, untouched for 10 minutes. I felt as though the spirits were telling me to make a thread here.

Obviously, virus. Shit.

I lol'ed after a second though. Divine intervention, telling me to make a thread on NS. Yeah, I have no life.
Aug 28 2007 1:37AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
oh-em-jee. its god sending you a message
Aug 28 2007 1:38AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
your porn file exploded
Aug 28 2007 1:42AM
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Cronin
Posts: 136 - Karma: 10
yea the message was get off your computer and go outside.... or not to download viruses its a tough one
Aug 28 2007 1:50AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
SEARCHBAR!

ghost stories thread newb.
Aug 28 2007 2:32AM
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buchanan.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 156
my radio was huantedwas litedning to it with the remote like right next to me, and then the thing just cranked its self, scared the shit outa me. so i go and turn it down cause the remote aint working, like 10 mins laterit gets alittle louder by its self and i look at it and it says Vol. 23, 24, 25 and it keeps on going up, so i was like "FUCK YOU SATAN I ALREADY GAVE YOU MY FUCKING DOG!" and then the asian guy at future shop fixed it up, and it still does it from time to time
Aug 28 2007 5:13AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
must be the little asian guy messin' wit you cause he thinks he's invincible workin at future shop
Aug 28 2007 5:25AM
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buchanan.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 156
mabey, but i think that if he got alittle too excited they would set him straight cause the ratio there it: 1% asian dudes, 2%white dudes and 97%persian dudes
Aug 28 2007 5:35AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
hoyl shit, bearshare just closed itself. someone trying to stop me d/ling music?
Aug 28 2007 5:45AM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
At 12 AM?
Aug 28 2007 10:23AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
you have a virus. some type allow people to watch you on your computer. it sends them all your typing as well (bank passwords, etc)
Aug 28 2007 2:20PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
keylogger, ive had bad experiences
Aug 28 2007 2:23PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
wow..nice story?
Aug 28 2007 2:26PM
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eheath
Posts: 61098 - Karma: 118,247
Yeah thats what you get for buying a PC.
Aug 28 2007 2:27PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40

ur a moron
its not wat u get for buying a pc its what you get for downloading stupid shit

Aug 28 2007 2:30PM
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skiierman
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Aug 28 2007 3:29PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
i just had a mouthful of rice and spit it out everywhere after i read that but i really wasnt laughing. i think i was choking. then i had it all over my screen desk and floor and i felt something in my nose and i blew rice out.

Cool story
Aug 28 2007 5:48PM
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j3Di
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Aug 28 2007 5:53PM
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