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NOTE: The word "Brosef" as used in this context was invented in Westwood, Massachusetts by my friends and I but many of you may already recognize a few.
We have all had our sickening encounters with them, Brosefs. It's time that the public be educated and made aware of the dangers associated with these vile human beings. Men hate them, women think they are "funny", "nice guys", or just friends. Well scientific research has proven that brosefs have much more sinister motives. A recent study conducted by Harvard University lumps Brosefs into three major categories:
1. Brosificus Olympicus: The most common, sporting brosef. You'll see these brosefs hugging other peoples girlfriends and having retarded inside jokes with girls. The most common side affect is physical illness, and vomiting while laughing your ass off.
2.Brosificus Malicisofous: The Malicious Brosef, a strain of brosef that is untreatable and a truly sickening disorder. These are the most pathetic and desperate brosefs. The public needs to be especially weary of these dispicable morons. They will actively seek to destroy relationships under the disguise of "nice guys" or "friends".
3. Brosificus Enablatus: In general females cannot be brosefs, but most enable brosefs. Many women enjoy the company of a guy who will pay them attention, Brosificus Olympicus, no matter what he looks like. These women enable the most dispicable act a man can perform on a women, with rape a close second.
Brosefs almost never get with any girls. They usually emerge from sexually frustrated guys who never get ass.
Warning signs that you are dealing with a brosef:
1. " I know you have a boyfriend, but you deserve better"
2. "We can get through this together"
3. "Its ok, hes a jerk anyway"
4. Some stupid inside joke that no guy would seriously find funny.
5. "Is that a new shirt? It looks good"
6. "Oh my god! I haven't seen you in like.. forever...hugs!"
7. Sagging pants and/or a sideways hat-not always a brosef
8. Rope neclace/ bracelet- not always a brosef, ex. somefrom from a tropiccal area
9. Shirt with obnoxious witticism across the front, to show girls how funny you are without having to think of a joke .
Stephen Walsh has recently asked me to bring something to light. It is impossible to tell a brosef simply by examining physical appearance. Brosefs come from all walks of life. From football players to nerds, be on the lookout.
nah nah different word. broseph is like hey sup broseph. broSEF is like an insult. it refers to ppl who try to get with chicks with boyfriends through really gay means like becoming their best firends or w/e.
ya i hatem. they just ruin shit for the rest of us who can get pussy without talking to girls about their feelings.
OH SHIT! PERFECT EXAMPLE:
If anyones seen Bedazzled (ya, ya shut up), when brendan frasier is that fruity dude who sings the songs about the dolphins and sketches the chick on the beach and like cries at everything-- that is a brosef.
if u say it out loaud why does the spelling matter?
when i say brosef to one of my friends online its cuz im to lazy to type broseph
i dont see how cangeing 2 letters in internet talk makes it go from something nice to something mean
i dont have any real specific stories but there are a couple kids in my grade who, at a party, will be like omg jessie! im dying of a new facebook default! take a pic of us! then just like hug and weird shit but not hook up. And then theyll cock block everyone else and jsut do really gay frolicky things.
I mean its all right to have 1 or 2 friends who are girls but when all you do is hang out with girls who youre not even getting with... its a lil odd.
well also when like a dude does nothing but constantly hang out with a girl who has a boyfriend. and hell like try to break them apart, hell like go shopping with her and talk about her feelings and shit. its jsut sickening.
wow jumister5889 that was the weakest attempt ive ever seen anyone make in trying to create a new word/deffinition. your little brosef word is mega gay, and so are you.
we've all heard brosive, broseph, and bromie before, and theyre nothing new. they all mean brother or homie, your little confusing cock block meaning is retarded. straight up. BRAAAAAH
not claiming just wanted to talk about weird dudes cuz of that last post "cute ways to ask her". I mean come on, just ask her. you dont have to make a scavenger hunt and love poems and weird shit like that.
I think I have. In my mind though they are my game. I hunt them, find them, then shut them down. I just never had a name for it before..... Its pronounced bro as in slang for brother and sef as in seth but with a f right?
Criticism aside I understand where the thread creators coming from. But shit, everyones guilty of that bullshit, Whatever gets you laid right? You just look more retarded by making yoursewlf out to be one of those males advocates against cock blockers but tough shit man, if another guys got moves on a girl then fuck its your problem man. Just because they know how to sweet talk/ act with a girl and you dont isn't any reason to be sore about it. Work on your own game instead of bitching about your 'brosefs' that in the end, seem to know a hell of alot more about getting some then you do.
yeah my sister calls me broseph sometimes...you can't just make up a definition to a common word and spell it differently. besides your definition is pretty much a cock block. why not call him a cock block. and bitches can be cock blocks too, the fat ones you wouldn't rail.
to the thread creator. if a gay cock blocker can stop you from getting into your boyfriends ass crack at the end of the night. you're game is declining and you need to look at your flaws. you said it yourself, his game is weak...yet he's still beating you. if anything tell the cock blocker to get some shot glasses for the three of you and a camera for a facebook photo. "ZOMG! OKAY!" When he leaves all excited to have another ay friend, take your boy toy into the bedroom and rail his sperm squirting asshole until sunrise.