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Superunknown winner pro skier michael clarke

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jksl
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best skier ever. discuss.
Aug 16 2007 1:30AM
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Schoening
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YAY!
Aug 16 2007 1:30AM
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Piste.Off
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his patented jesus slide
Aug 16 2007 1:31AM
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aaron.ebner
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haha i rock the jesus christ super steeze from time to time also.
Aug 16 2007 1:35AM
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CBROOKS
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whattt pre season park at dub v 3 years ago?

I think hes decent.

Aug 16 2007 1:35AM
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BCsteeze630
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well i mean, wtf, he has the force on his side
Aug 16 2007 1:43AM
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aaron.ebner
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i think i've seen him do more than a mute or tail though.
Aug 16 2007 1:51AM
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jibjim
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someones lived under a rock since the candide invitational.

candide has some sick double noses
Aug 16 2007 12:01PM
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Melvs
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Definitely photoshoped, clarke can't even slide boxes sideways.
Aug 16 2007 12:34PM
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scientist
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woah! he looks pretty stessy! is he spancerde?
Aug 16 2007 1:20PM
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FigmentFilmski
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clarke is sweet...that picture is def photoshopped though
Aug 16 2007 1:49PM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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clone.
Aug 16 2007 1:58PM
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gaydar
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his pants are too high
Aug 16 2007 3:07PM
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DynastarriderGP
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how cute
Aug 16 2007 6:20PM
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STACKS
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ballin
Aug 16 2007 7:49PM
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Ryanvdonk
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it's one of his jedi mind tricks, but jedi tricks don't work on the mighty jaba (heath)
Aug 16 2007 8:04PM
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Jahhsss
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yea man hes pretty dope, i here he can do a switch spread EAGLE!!
Aug 16 2007 8:06PM
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skierman_number1
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Very talented... mmm yeup.
Aug 16 2007 8:10PM
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zaser
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Aug 17 2007 1:10PM
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Jeff_Lo
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ha that was funny
Aug 17 2007 1:14PM
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Arabian.
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jeff keisel likes men.

Aug 17 2007 1:16PM
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FUUUCK
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Aug 17 2007 2:03PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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bahahahahahaha
Aug 17 2007 2:16PM
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jksl
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more like worst skier ever.
Nov 3 2007 9:51PM
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Joan
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Whenever people ask if any pro skiers came out fo whiteface I like to say clarke

But I thought hes from waterville?
yes, after he lived in lake placid fro the first 15+ years
Nov 3 2007 10:05PM
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comeatmebro
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 3 2007 10:26PM
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kevinsteen
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I love polar bear topics...
Nov 4 2007 3:14AM
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jKutcher
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that sign is quite possibly one of the funniest things i have ever seen
Nov 4 2007 3:18AM
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cousinmark
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was that sarcastic!?!? candides shit is like cream!!!!!!
Nov 4 2007 12:07PM
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mski
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i saw him slide a rail once,and get swoooned by a chincillian lift attendant in spanish.
Nov 4 2007 12:35PM
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