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Some body hire me

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Gnarzecki
Posts: 182 - Karma: 10
I lossed my job today. and i spent all the money i had to my name yesterday on a bunch of random shit. so i need to find a new source of income so I'm resorting to prostitution.

I'm a good lover and i know how to treat my clients right.

35 bucks for an hour
60 bucks for 2 hours
100 bucks for an all nighter.
and if your related to me some how you get a 25% family discount.

I accept visa and master card.

Aug 9 2007 12:34AM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
good luck dude, you're cheap as shit, somebody has to hire you. go on craigslist, and let us know if you get any bites.
Aug 9 2007 12:36AM
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Gnarzecki
Posts: 182 - Karma: 10
thanks dude i will give craigs list a try.
Aug 9 2007 12:38AM
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010
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 13
i only got $32. can i still get the hour?
Aug 9 2007 12:39AM
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Gnarzecki
Posts: 182 - Karma: 10
yeah 32 will be fine

Aug 9 2007 12:42AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
I think you only need like 45 seconds.....
jk man
Aug 9 2007 12:43AM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
scott how r u gunna travel to all these places
Aug 9 2007 12:43AM
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010
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 13
he could do like a pick-up only type of deal.
Aug 9 2007 12:44AM
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Gnarzecki
Posts: 182 - Karma: 10
trey you are fat and you dont have a life and no one likes you.
go die.
you associating with me is bad for business
Aug 9 2007 12:48AM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
God dude what the fux is wrong with u today

and i kno u r going to say u

but im sry u lost ur job

but u dont have to take it out on me

go take it out on timothy white
Aug 9 2007 12:50AM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
yeah dude, do the craigslist thing, and then like make a blog. and you have to do some fat woman.
Aug 9 2007 12:52AM
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Gnarzecki
Posts: 182 - Karma: 10
dude quit talking. since youve posted in this thread no one has offered me any business.
Aug 9 2007 12:52AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
go to la and get a sexchange. thatll get u some business






i cant even believe i took the time to read this disturbing thread. okay,im gonna take that back
Aug 9 2007 1:30AM
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Gnarzecki
Posts: 182 - Karma: 10
nah i couldnt deal with loosing my junk.

good idea though.
Aug 9 2007 1:34AM
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