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Alright, which one of us wrote this?

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fujarome
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http://www.wikihow.com/Do-a-Switch-Corked-1080-Reverse-Mute-Grab-on-Skis

It has got to be someone on NS. I was just going through wiki how cause i'm extremely bored, and found this, right under "how to do a railslide on snow skis"
The part about doing it with your pants around your knees made it so much better
Jul 25 2007 11:54PM 0 0
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SkiEastCoast
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A good thing to do while doing it the first time is to have your pants around your knees so even if you dont quite land it, you will still be the coolest person on the mountain.

hahaha
Jul 25 2007 11:55PM 0 0
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8179 - Karma: 761
bahahahahahahaha
Jul 25 2007 11:58PM 0 0
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UNREAL
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hahahaha thats great
Jul 26 2007 12:08AM 0 0
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josh.
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heres my artical

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Newschool-Skier
Jul 26 2007 12:23AM 0 0
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 154
ahahaha, very nice.
look for someone with some dynastars,
Jul 26 2007 12:25AM 0 0
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SkiEastCoast
Posts: 1457 - Karma: -3
well writen
Jul 26 2007 12:28AM 0 0
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eheath
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haha

2. Claim.
Jul 26 2007 12:32AM 0 0
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 182
haha "get a stick"
Jul 26 2007 12:33AM 0 0
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ProducerXXX
Posts: 1776 - Karma: 13
Try skiing without using the "pizza" technique". As you go down more runs, you should learn to ski without using the technique that keeps you moving slowly. Once you become accustomed to skiing the green trails, try putting your skis parallel to each other for parts of the slope. Parallel skiing will cause you to go faster, so be careful. The pizza will still help with your speed control and maneuverability, so remember how to do it. Now you're ready for intermediate trails. Before selecting a trail, make sure you know how to turn and stop. These skills will be very important.


I just found that hilarious...
Jul 26 2007 1:01AM 0 0
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 375
thats sick.
Jul 26 2007 1:02AM 0 0
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ProducerXXX
Posts: 1776 - Karma: 13
Not from the above article, though. "How to ski" wiki.
Jul 26 2007 1:02AM 0 0
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j_run
Posts: 39 - Karma: 10
So sick
Jul 26 2007 1:19AM 0 0
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babujib
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complain that the jumps suck and you cant land anything

off of them because its not your fault you cant land anything right?

hahahah that was a great line
Jul 26 2007 1:43AM 0 0
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jimmychung
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hahahaha, ride off switch until out of site of spectators (triples coolness), its very true.
Jul 26 2007 1:45AM 0 0
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ride-rider
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ahha
Jul 26 2007 2:55AM 0 0
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2planking
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hahaha
Jul 26 2007 3:02AM 0 0
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~Joe~
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ-JYziwt34
Jul 26 2007 3:03AM 0 0
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dave44
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HAhahahahaha, very cool indeed lol
Jul 26 2007 3:03AM 0 0
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Elio
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I love you!!!!
Jul 26 2007 3:05AM 0 0
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TheMoostafian
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hahaha
Jul 26 2007 3:10AM 0 0
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jimmychung
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HAHAHAH

french fry when you gotta pizza and you're gonna have a bad time
Jul 26 2007 3:13AM 0 0
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Shorton
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hahaha http://www.wikihow.com/Jump-off-a-Ski-Ramp-Helicopter-Style take a look at this one, it teaches you how to do helicopters!
Jul 26 2007 4:10AM 0 0
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josh.
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in a hetro sexual way right?
Jul 26 2007 4:12AM 0 0
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ATLskier
Posts: 8200 - Karma: 384
pizza

french fry

pizza

french fry

pizza

french fry

pizza

french fry
Jul 26 2007 5:10AM 0 0
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ATLskier
Posts: 8200 - Karma: 384
dammit, i didn't see that part of the asspen south park episode was posted.  good episode.
Jul 26 2007 5:12AM 0 0
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Stinkey_egg
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the 1080 is so easy!! just spin like a 360 but just push really hard and hope that you'll be able to spot your landing.
Jul 26 2007 5:25AM 0 0
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mohawkskier
Posts: 739 - Karma: 75
that was clever
Jul 26 2007 6:41AM 0 0
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 182
haha...you need a helicopter:

Things You'll Need   [edit]
  • skis
  • kicker or table
  • helmet
  • helicopter
Jul 26 2007 11:52AM 0 0
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grams.
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haha...you need a helicopter:

Things You'll Need   [edit]
  • skis
  • kicker or table
  • helmet
  • helicopter
Jul 26 2007 11:52AM 0 0
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