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Learned something pretty cool on oprah today

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Piste.Off
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today on oprah there was a sexual health expert on and he said that if you are at lesat 75 lbs over weight. and you loose at least 35 lbs your penis grows an inch. i sure hope nutri system works
Jul 24 2007 3:59AM
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Nicholas.
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hahahahaha sometimes u say the funniest shit
Jul 24 2007 4:00AM
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purplejumpsuit
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ahaha, thats what I was thinking.
as soon as I read the thread name I knew he was gunna say something totaly random.

ohh.. who do you watch oprah?
Jul 24 2007 4:20AM
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garrett.
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jared has a foot long dick!
Jul 24 2007 4:21AM
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Piste.Off
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not random its true. even ask Gail she knows its true ; )
Jul 24 2007 4:22AM
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purplejumpsuit
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haha, I dont know who Gail is.
random stuff can be true, doesint mean its not random.

again... why do you watch oprah? strange boy...
Jul 24 2007 4:31AM
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Piste.Off
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one cause oprahs a milf, 2 because of useful helps like this, and Gail is oprahs best friend duh
Jul 24 2007 4:33AM
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purplejumpsuit
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eww... oprah? really... sick man, sorry ahahaha.
I understand the second, its like some girls with there mags, and oprah for a couple.
hahaha, that little fact is not something I would know, but thats cool. ahahahah.. I guess
Jul 24 2007 4:45AM
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Nihiriju
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you know i how i know your gay?

you watch oprah. 
Jul 24 2007 12:36PM
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chickenwang
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you know how i know your gay?

you dont watch oprah

i mean come on she talks about her own shit (literally)
Jul 24 2007 12:40PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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hahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Well there's some incentive for all of those of you who are overweight. However I wouldn't put stock into what's said on Oprah, or by Dr. Phil.
Jul 24 2007 12:41PM
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chickenwang
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well if ur 75 lbs over wieght u might not be able to see your whole penis with out a mirror...
Jul 24 2007 12:43PM
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Microcosm
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it doesn't grow, just looks bigger since not so much is inside their massive fat folds. or so I would assume. its not like congrats on losing weight fatty, heres an inch!
Jul 24 2007 12:44PM
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honeydip
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hahaha thats so random. are u sure tho? somebody should try this out.
Jul 24 2007 12:49PM
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TheButterHashira
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i have a friend who will probly hear this and go on a diet.
Jul 24 2007 2:09PM
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comeatmebro
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hahhahaahahahaaha as soon as i read the title i was like oh boy. shit im gonna tell my one friend that, hell be pumped and start loosin weight haha
Jul 24 2007 2:13PM
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troutbum
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feel right above your dick, it's a fatty pad, so clearly if you lose weight, you'll lose fat, thus making it appear larger because it won't be coming out of a lardy lump of shit below your gut.
Jul 24 2007 2:14PM
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comeatmebro
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i just did that, and this man is correct.
Jul 24 2007 2:16PM
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troutbum
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you're damn right I'm correct - I used to be an innie!
Jul 24 2007 2:19PM
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comeatmebro
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im proud of you, but there is no need to boast young man.
Jul 24 2007 2:31PM
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dave44
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apparently its jus 'cause you lose the fat... and the penis stands out more.
Jul 24 2007 2:38PM
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Piste.Off
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i believe if cause you loose fat and it has no where else to go but the penis
Jul 24 2007 2:54PM
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kepler.
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i stopped watching oprah when she had an hour long show about her period. in it i heard her describe the most disturbing things ever and saw her hump a bed. i'm scarred
Jul 24 2007 3:01PM
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Jhorski
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Haha the O knows everything
Jul 24 2007 3:04PM
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james44
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i used to always watch oprah when i came home from school but then i stopped cause all the shows are the same

Jul 24 2007 3:09PM
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TheButterHashira
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i boned oprah when she was really fat. best sex id ever had.
Jul 24 2007 3:09PM
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Tasche
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I dont buy it. Who the fuck would measure that?
Jul 24 2007 3:10PM
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Jwenz
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Fat people?
Jul 24 2007 3:14PM
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troutbum
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previously fat people*
Jul 24 2007 3:14PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Oprah does not have children. She has dogs. Get your facts straight Casey :P
Jul 24 2007 3:16PM
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Tasche
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ok so actually the penis doesn't grow.

Here is my logic. When a person is fat the penis is overlapped by a fatty area. This causes an erect penis to recede into the body cavity and thus become a shorter measurement. When the individual loses weight the fatty flat retreats revealing an inch of previously unused and virgin wang.

so the penis doesn't actually grow.
Jul 24 2007 3:20PM
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troutbum
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sounds a lot like what I said up above.
Jul 24 2007 3:24PM
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TheButterHashira
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you sure do think alot about penises.
Jul 24 2007 3:27PM
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Tasche
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touche I didnt read all of the posts.
Jul 24 2007 3:27PM
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troutbum
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that'll happen.
Jul 24 2007 3:29PM
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ride-rider
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i heard the same thing, when you loose the poundege your body produces more of this chemical that makes your penis harder and longer when erect haha.
Jul 24 2007 3:33PM
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garettnorthey
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Yeah Oprah and Gails Adventure, they went on that road trip across the states!
Jul 24 2007 3:37PM
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doublexl
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pretty sure shes not a mom. but i wouldnt know, i dont watch a whole lot of oprah
Jul 24 2007 3:48PM
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Piste.Off
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your logic is wrong. i all ready explained that when you loose fat it has no where to go but your penis there fore it grows
Jul 24 2007 3:52PM
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troutbum
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fat is burned off by the body when you lose weight, therefore not 'moving around' in your body or from your gut to your dick.
Jul 24 2007 3:54PM
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Tasche
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I wonder if it has a similar affect on women?
Jul 24 2007 3:54PM
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Piste.Off
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fat just doesnt fall off, it goes to your dick
Jul 24 2007 4:45PM
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Piste.Off
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shes mother to the dogs so i say shes a milf
Jul 24 2007 4:51PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Wrong answer. A Milf can only claim milf is she has squeezed a cantelope out of a peach. Haha too much info, but you get it :P
Jul 24 2007 4:52PM
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Reptar
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hahaha
Jul 24 2007 4:53PM
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Piste.Off
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ewww thats what happens???
Jul 24 2007 4:54PM
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Microcosm
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aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, what the fuck, aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Jul 24 2007 5:08PM
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-+Siver+-
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good point
Jul 24 2007 7:26PM
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hurrisun
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why dont u watch oprah? strange girl....
Jul 24 2007 8:05PM
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whattheshit
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i think what oprah meant was that if you lose 35 pounds your gut will recede an inch allowing you to see an inch of your penis rather then none before.
Jul 24 2007 8:30PM
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josh.
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i think oprah found this out after lossing 35 pounds
Jul 30 2007 4:10AM
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