cry me a river pussies - this weekend, I got cockblocked by my gf's DAD. I guess her parents are strict they are farmers and live outta town, my gf lives on their old ranch by herself. so this weekend, her parents come down to do some farm shit. on saturdy nite, shes like 'I'm going out, be back tomorrow' so we go party and crash at my place. I get woke up at 6:30 by some old farmer banging on the door. so open the door in my underwear and the the guys looking for Jenna, I'm hungover as shit (my bday) and not thinking and tell him she aint here and to 'fuck off'. Then Jenna comes and is like 'daddy?!' and he just goes off on me so I hightail it the can and take a wisdom shit to sort things out, my gf goes and talks to her 'rents. so I get outta the can and shes in my room crying. I'm like wtf you are 21 and live on your own and your parents still go looking for you when you dont come home??!! I mean shes cool as shit and hot as hell but fuck shes got a fucked up backwoods family so I think Ima cut bait and ditch but shes real hung up on me and I think shes gonna go ballistic when this shit hits the fan. motherfuck.
'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
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