If your town has a free dump day, they sometimes have a section for carpets/big objects. Just bring some other people down, and there is all the free carpet you want. When I went, there was even astroturf. Or just go to a minigolf course at night, and cut some of your own.
It aint easy being white,
It aint easy being brown,
It aint easy being bright,
It aint easy having kids all over town.
Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. - ~Cork_1080~