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Bug from hell

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860
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So I'm sitting in my room lookin at ns when all of the sudden I hear this buzzing noise and this thing lands on my shoulder, I fall out of the chair and run out of the room and get my mom to help me catch it. It has pincers too, stupid bugs.

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Jul 16 2007 9:47PM
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GnarBurger
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i see those things all the time
Jul 16 2007 9:52PM
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860
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I've never seen any bug like this around here, it scared the crap out of me when it landed on my shoulder
Jul 16 2007 9:53PM
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Bloom.
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weren't man enough to take the bug off your own shoulder eh?
Jul 16 2007 9:53PM
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doublexl
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"MOOOOOOOOOOOOM, help!"
Jul 16 2007 10:11PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Yeah... that's a Stag Beetle. They're pretty cool looking.
Jul 16 2007 10:14PM
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bangarangmules
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good thing you saw it, i just looked it up, and its one of those insects that crawls into your ear and takes control over your brain. you then proceed to do evil things. KILL IT NOW!
Jul 16 2007 10:14PM
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Joan
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dude get a mod to delete this thread soon b4 more people bust more mom jokes
Jul 16 2007 10:30PM
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DavidHonda.
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set it on fire!!!!
Jul 16 2007 10:31PM
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*V-Love*
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i woulda freaked but i am a girl.... just kidding that thing is huge and i run from little moths so i cant really talk lol
Jul 16 2007 10:33PM
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emopoppins
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haha i hate when bugs land on you, just a few nights ago i was sitting here at my computer, and a HUGE spider on its web slings down and its like 2 in the morning and i was half asleep and it scared the piss out of me

haha. thats sick you caught it. name it and make it a pet
Jul 16 2007 11:42PM
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SkiUnit03
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you pansy boy
Jul 17 2007 12:27AM
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Tinga
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yeah that thing definitely looks like its straight from the bowels of hell created by the devil himself just to scare the piss out of jacobamf2
Jul 17 2007 12:30AM
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860
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FUCK YEAH, shit was out to get me. It was gunna bite my neck
Jul 17 2007 12:32AM
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skier001
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holy fuck i hate bugs. spiders scare the shit out of me, like i scream like a little girl and run when i see a spider. god i hate them.
Jul 17 2007 12:40AM
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Nicholas.
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instead of telling us all what a little bitch you are and saying that you ran to your mom you shoulda told us that you beat the bug to death with your dick...then i would respect you.
Jul 17 2007 12:43AM
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Jul 17 2007 1:02AM
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Tinga
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i would respect you if youre name wasnt hobosexual
Jul 17 2007 1:02AM
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jimmychung
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i would've shot the fucker in the head.
Jul 17 2007 1:03AM
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purplejumpsuit
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eww that thing is ugly, I hate buggs with pinchers! found one at the lake the other day... it was really strong, scared the crap outa me
Jul 17 2007 1:07AM
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mtbakerteacher
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a couple days ago i was dangerwankin out this window haha, and a fucking SWARM of ants crawled in that window (in france, no screen) and go all over my legs i couldnt even finish it was so gay. fucking ants.
and this was the middle of the night!
Jul 17 2007 4:26AM
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4FrntQC
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Thats another reason to love winter.
Jul 17 2007 10:09AM
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KLovelace
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i spent a night in the forest this weekend without a tent and had many attacks from bugs.
Jul 17 2007 10:15AM
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Bigwoods
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thats an insane bug
Jul 17 2007 10:18AM
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mothaeast
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ahahaha, that increases danger level by 5 times if they bit your balls
Jul 17 2007 10:58AM
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snwbrdmilf
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That is absolutley the most adorable picture I've ever seen :P
Jul 17 2007 11:01AM
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miroz
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i hate bugs, they scare the shit out of me, especially bees, those fuckers are SCARY!!! omg
Jul 17 2007 11:04AM
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*rkp*
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damn!   stick a saddle on that sucker and ride it around!
Jul 17 2007 12:53PM
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hurrisun
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thank god u got a hold of mom before things got out of control people may make fun of you but you did the right thing no need to be a hero when dealing with somthign like that
Jul 17 2007 1:03PM
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