I had a dream last night that I was friends with Ellen Degeneras. I talked to her when she was jogging by and we were standing in snow... I had no skis on... I was walking. Then some lady stopped in her car, took a picture then drove off. God help me.- Skiierman
my brother fell asleep on my couch watching a show about the process of making jelly beans- Chrissy
happy feet. or ice age, but those arent what your looking for. soooooo, boondock saints, or traffic or other drug movie w/ the black dude, shit i can think of what it was, i think sam jacksonwas the guy.
long story short he overshot. tried to finger a girl wearing a skirt in the movies, but overshot and got the pooper. then proceeded to wipe the poopy finger on the friend next to him.
300, Fight Club, The Shawshank Redemption, and Kill Bill volumes 1 and 2.
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"My brother also took a shit right after that, yes, INSIDE the car in bumper to bumper traffic. He took a shit in the car. He layed down napkins all over the floor and shit all over them, it was so funny." ~ec156
“When I run, when I'm high, I just forget to get tired." ~mothaeast