FUCKING VARSITY

okay, well, thats a way to put it, slandis!

the varsity(largest drive in in the world) in atlanta is dope.  but the food will give you a heart attack.

i dont get it

maybe if you attended a public high school you would.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the last one was the best. i dont even get what youre trying to say but it was funny as hell

ahahah wow good point

are you trying to make fun of kids for playing varsity sports?

Heres something I wrote for a school assignment:

Why are Meatheads the way they are? This occurence can be explained very easily:

Some people, when raised, have insecurities and fear that they cannot be accepted for who they truly are. The only way for them to cope with these insecurities is to either lash out in strange ways, or learn to accept themselves like a sane person and live with it.

One very common form of coping with such insecurities is called Meathead Syndrome. It is when men feel they have to act tough or macho in order to be accepted by other males. They commonly act as hypochondriacs, but with homosexuality rather than an actual health issue. Other common names include jocks, rubes, down-syndrome, varsity, and hockey players.

They constantly have to exert their homophobia upon the world. Many anthropologists believe that living in constant fear of somebody suspecting you are homosexual is a sign that you are subconciously homosexual. Their mechanism against this homophobia is to act so predominantly male that people will naturally assume they are "real men". This occurence is often the reason behind degradation of woman, for some men have been living in this state for so long that it is imbedded into their personality, and feel that being sensitive or sharing emotion is a sign that they are a homosexual.

When this pointless faux-pas is juxtapositioned with normal, healthy human behavior and presented to a Meathead, they will usually make some unrelated remark to deny that the behavior even exists in the first place.

Example:

"So you think that having emotions and being a human being makes you less of a man?"
"What kind of man cries? Shut up, faggot."

Another similar form of Meathead Syndrome is Short-Man's Complex. This is when a man is shorter than the average man and feels their lack in size makes them less of a man. In a sad attempt to counterbalence this insecurity, they will act just like a Meathead.

In short, as long as insecurites exist, the natural tendency to lash back in this odd form will exist along with it. All we can do is provoke and laugh at them from afar.


So IN SHORT I am making fun of overly-macho jocks who think they are the shit.

JV FAGGOT

Sounds like someone didn't make varsity...
Jokes, the vids were hella funny, reminded me of a kid I know.

what if you were good enough to be cocky

looks like somebody got picked on

i cant watch the vids, but i get what you're saying

i hahahahha

LMAO that last one was awsome lol. I can also relate to the paragraph so true.

i dont believe that being "VARSITY" has anything to do with it. i played varsity in many sports throughout highschool. and yet i do not fall under that stereo type. and some people mistake confidence for cockyness.

well just like any stereotype, there are acceptions. You must first keep that in mind when people make generalizations. You can't deny it; most kids who are cocky, assholes are the kids who brag about trucks, tits, dip, and hockey. They wear polo shirts, swear a lot (especially in public to seem cool). They take part in stupid, annoying, embarrising faux pas just to gain acceptence. No, I'm not angry at them. No, I don't HATE them. I feel pity for them. They care that much about being cool that they will submit to such idiocricy without so much as a second thought. Theres nothing to do about it but sit back and laugh.


Also, calling cockyness confidence is just another way to hide it. I mean, you can be confident and modest at the same time. you can have confidence in your skiing; that doesnt mean you have to go around bragging about how good you are, how much you "fucking rock" blah blah. It just means you are comfortable and very sure of your abilities. It has nothing to do with how you present yourself. Its how you evaluate yourself.

Varsity is a term I use because every single kid like this that I've met always talks about Varsity hockey more than anything and its fucking obnoxious.

Naturally I had to make a spoof, so yea.

good job slandis

i LOLed hard on the last one

this phenomena happens at my school alot. but i wear polos and pretty colored shirts cuz girls like it. i dont give a flying fuck about impressing other dudes with dip, trucks, and tits. dip is so gay the last time i did it i almost threw up. alot of southern meatheads feel the need to feel like real men in western clothing when actually they releasing their need to feel homosexual like the men in brokeback mountain.
but haha i loled very funny

see my last post.

I have lots of cool friends who wear polos, hell I wear them every now and then.

it's not the shirt
it's the shirtee

and chewing is disgusting, but tons of people still do it

i know a kid who does a bear trap almost every time.

hahaha what the fuck

i play/watch hockey, and i get hated on for dressing "gangster" so... what am i?

but the vids were funny

Thats me brother but I only think i'm the shit cause I am

a fag?




just kidding.

exploding heads are funny. you're just pissed off though. high school means nothing. go to college - there you can find a group to accept just about any 'individual'

i hate this.. being good at something does not give you the right to act like an asshole!!

god dammit u just described evryone at my school

yeah there are a few like that at my school, the 10th graders that are on varsity that think they are the shit, when the truth is, they are only on varsity because no one plays baseball at my school

ahahahahhahahhahahahaha

i guess i'd fit in more with them then a pussy like you BITCH