Cyber sex thread

iiiiytsdiana: "hii can i orderr a combo pizza jesssicaaa900: sure what size? iiiiytsdiana: meduim jesssicaaa900: is hand tossed okay? iiiiytsdiana: mhmm jesssicaaa900: okay that will be 13.96 would you like us to deliver? iiiiytsdiana: mhmm please. jesssicaaa900: okay our delivery girl will be over shortly jesssicaaa900: *i ring the door bell* iiiiytsdiana: kay iiiiytsdiana: *opesn the door* jesssicaaa900: hi did you order a medium hand tossed combo pizza for 13.96? iiiiytsdiana: mhmmm. iiiiytsdiana: hands a 20$ bill jesssicaaa900: can i keep the change for a little something? iiiiytsdiana: mhmm =] *smile jesssicaaa900: k can i come in? iiiiytsdiana: suree. jesssicaaa900: wow this is a nice couch iiiiytsdiana: mhmm. iiiiytsdiana: want some jesssicaaa900: sure jesssicaaa900: do you mind if i take off my pants? iiiiytsdiana: ummm kay. iiiiytsdiana: is this yer last delievery? iiiiytsdiana: O.o jesssicaaa900: sure is iiiiytsdiana: oh i c. jesssicaaa900: k as im taking off my pants i fall and cant get up jesssicaaa900: help jesssicaaa900: my boob fell out of my shirt jesssicaaa900: help im on the ground jesssicaaa900: HELP!!! iiiiytsdiana: kayy iiiiytsdiana: walks over & helps you jesssicaaa900: thanks how can i repay you for saving my life? iiiiytsdiana: anything =] jesssicaaa900: okay i take off my clothes jesssicaaa900: .... iiiiytsdiana: im like eatin messy iiiiytsdiana: i drip sauce on my boobs iiiiytsdiana: & the sauce went on my clit area jesssicaaa900: man that sucks jesssicaaa900: i get you a paper towel jesssicaaa900: you use it jesssicaaa900: i then pull out my tide to go and fix your shirt stain jesssicaaa900: .... iiiiytsdiana: tehhe thanks jesssicaaa900: sure jesssicaaa900: i rip off your shirt for no reason iiiiytsdiana: i keeep eating & lookin at you jesssicaaa900: i dont like to be stared at. i decide to punch you in the face knocking you unconcious jesssicaaa900: i now rip off your pants and your dog licks your vagina iiiiytsdiana: owwieee. jesssicaaa900: you have an orgasm from fido and are still unconcious iiiiytsdiana: mhmm jesssicaaa900: i then shove my huge penis in the pizza it feels great iiiiytsdiana: penis? jesssicaaa900: oh wait dildo not penis iiiiytsdiana: ahha i c jesssicaaa900: yeah iiiiytsdiana: & than i wake uppp jesssicaaa900: i realize and pull out my 9. nigga i kill you!!! i shoot you until you die iiiiytsdiana: ooh kay. jesssicaaa900: you cant talk your dead jesssicaaa900: stupid iiiiytsdiana: lmfao. iiiiytsdiana: srry jesssicaaa900: CANT talk jesssicaaa900: now fido eats you jesssicaaa900: it sucks to be you