iiiiytsdiana: "hii can i orderr a combo pizza
jesssicaaa900: sure what size?
jesssicaaa900: is hand tossed okay?
jesssicaaa900: okay that will be 13.96 would you like us to deliver?
iiiiytsdiana: mhmm please.
jesssicaaa900: okay our delivery girl will be over shortly
jesssicaaa900: *i ring the door bell*
iiiiytsdiana: *opesn the door*
jesssicaaa900: hi did you order a medium hand tossed combo pizza for 13.96?
iiiiytsdiana: hands a 20$ bill
jesssicaaa900: can i keep the change for a little something?
iiiiytsdiana: mhmm =] *smile
jesssicaaa900: k can i come in?
jesssicaaa900: wow this is a nice couch
iiiiytsdiana: want some
jesssicaaa900: do you mind if i take off my pants?
iiiiytsdiana: ummm kay.
iiiiytsdiana: is this yer last delievery?
jesssicaaa900: sure is
iiiiytsdiana: oh i c.
jesssicaaa900: k as im taking off my pants i fall and cant get up
jesssicaaa900: my boob fell out of my shirt
jesssicaaa900: help im on the ground
iiiiytsdiana: walks over & helps you
jesssicaaa900: thanks how can i repay you for saving my life?
iiiiytsdiana: anything =]
jesssicaaa900: okay i take off my clothes
iiiiytsdiana: im like eatin messy
iiiiytsdiana: i drip sauce on my boobs
iiiiytsdiana: & the sauce went on my clit area
jesssicaaa900: man that sucks
jesssicaaa900: i get you a paper towel
jesssicaaa900: you use it
jesssicaaa900: i then pull out my tide to go and fix your shirt stain
iiiiytsdiana: tehhe thanks
jesssicaaa900: i rip off your shirt for no reason
iiiiytsdiana: i keeep eating & lookin at you
jesssicaaa900: i dont like to be stared at. i decide to punch you in the face knocking you unconcious
jesssicaaa900: i now rip off your pants and your dog licks your vagina
jesssicaaa900: you have an orgasm from fido and are still unconcious
jesssicaaa900: i then shove my huge penis in the pizza it feels great
jesssicaaa900: oh wait dildo not penis
iiiiytsdiana: ahha i c
iiiiytsdiana: & than i wake uppp
jesssicaaa900: i realize and pull out my 9. nigga i kill you!!! i shoot you until you die
iiiiytsdiana: ooh kay.
jesssicaaa900: you cant talk your dead
jesssicaaa900: CANT talk
jesssicaaa900: now fido eats you
jesssicaaa900: it sucks to be you
"It is simply that we can all be good boys and wear our letter sweaters around and get our little degrees and find some nice girl to settle, you know, down with... take up what a friend of ours calls the hearty challenges of lawn care... Or we can blaze! Become legends in our own time, strike fear in the heart of mediocre talent everywhere"
when i was 13 i was on msn cartoon chat and i ended up on a lesbian chat line. so i found a pic of a chick on the net and said it was me so i was sending it to chicks and they were sayin i was hot and all that jazz. i end up talking with this one chick who asks me to send a pic so i do and she goes crazy. i ask for her to send me a pic and she does and when i opened it, it was a guy. a fat ugly mother fucker who was scammin in a lesbian chat just as i was doing. i got out of the chat right then and there but somehow this fucker added me on icq, got all this information and kept sending me messages saying he loved me and that i was the most beautiful woman he has ever seen and he wanted to spend the rest of his life with me. i told him i was a guy but he didnt want to believe it. after that i told my mom we should switch internet providers and we did. this was 10 years ago and i am still predator free.
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