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Goofy raps about NS members

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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
I have decided to improve my rhyming skillz (yes with a z) and I want your help!
Actually this is just for fun. Just post some basic info about yourself (whatever u want) and I'll make a small rap about you. I've already made some for other members.
I'll check back on this in the morning dont expect any rhymes tonight but a mass amount tomorrow.
Jul 3 2007 1:30AM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
I live in jersey.
I ski at mountain creek.
My wrist is BROKE.
I'm 6 foot three.
I'm going to be a senior in high school.
I have no job.

Good 'nuff.
Jul 3 2007 1:34AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
I molest little boys and taunt them with threatening to steal all their toys
and the noise they make when i insert my snake makes my body shake and automaticly causes my jiz to fly to heavens sake
dont like little girls cus they bite and i dont like to have to put up a fight, yeah right. the fights is what makes molesting children right, i think im gonna step out to molest one or two more tonight.
Jul 3 2007 1:42AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
the only one for the night sorry guys I'm going to bed in 5 minutes I'm hella tired:

girlslockerroom:

the girl's locker room is where this dude likes to be
a baller, yeah, he's got the ladies in heat
he's a tall guy yeah he's six foot three
no worries tall man you're a mothafuckin G
you got no job so you gotta sell crack on the street
freshman kids are so scared of this gansgsta peep
a shit talkin senior dude in high school is he
his trigger wrist is broke so he's stuck inside
checkin out NS taking life in stride
Jul 3 2007 1:46AM
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pho[tog]rapher
Posts: 2618 - Karma: 493
i rather you do one on andrewg

his names andrew
he rides at rose
he overwithdrew from his bank account
he thoroughly enjoys emo music
his favorite activities include postwhoring and being rickroll'd
he drives a focus
hes going to get a tattoo that says JEA! on his foot
Jul 3 2007 1:53AM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
HAhahahahah word. Last two lines pretty sick. thanks
Jul 3 2007 2:06AM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
make one about me!! ahahaha
my last name is Danko, people have fun with that one...
I ski and work on mt.washington BC
im on the freestyle team,
people I know always say im a wangster and a hippie, makes sense......
I go on the NS chat to much ahaha.
I listan to all types of music
(yay! in vancouver right now!! warp tour tomorrow!! and as soon as I get home, music fest!!!!!)
Jul 3 2007 2:08AM
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ktollefson_1080
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 183
1080man-
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west coast
names kaare pronounced cory
norwegian
chill person on ns (or at least i think at times)
think aluha_snackbar or wutever is cool haha
ras crew with nicro. (actually real)
loves the trees
and growing them
Jul 3 2007 2:35AM
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ktollefson_1080
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 183
oh yea love reggae and is a hippie as well.
Jul 3 2007 3:02AM
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Reptar
Posts: 1629 - Karma: 10
Reptar-
Reptar, he skis Park City
Hes short, only 5 foot 3
He wears double XL
He makes fun of fat chicks so he's goin to hell
He wears his pants really low,
So boxers are all that show
His real name is Dylan
His occpation: Villian
His hobbies: Chillin 'n Killin
He likes to skate in the summer
Because theres no snow, what a bummer
He has a cool green oakley hat,
He killed a kid with a baseball bat.
He likes NS, because its cool
He gets online after school


Jea.
Jul 3 2007 3:23AM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
copier
if ur gonna do this
u can NOT forget me and yungjibb3r
Jul 3 2007 9:28AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
his names andrew
he rides at rose
he overwithdrew from his bank account
he thoroughly enjoys emo music
his favorite activities include postwhoring and being rickroll'd
he drives a focus
hes going to get a tattoo that says JEA! on his foot


Oh yeah andrewg
dont say oh em gee
rides at rose yeah it's off the heezy
blastin tunes down the street in his pimped out focus
the track is rick roll and it's not hocus pocus
spends too much time on NS yeah just like me
postwhorin and not being a straight up G
overwithdrew from his bank account
andrew, ya gotta check the amount
of cash, because emos dont have that much
they cut themselves to get a headrush
emo music can be good at times
but it can't even compare to this sick ass rhyme
Jul 3 2007 12:54PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
make one about me!! ahahaha
my last name is Danko, people have fun with that one...
I ski and work on mt.washington BC
im on the freestyle team,
people I know always say im a wangster and a hippie, makes sense......
I go on the NS chat to much ahaha.
I listan to all types of music
(yay! in vancouver right now!! warp tour tomorrow!! and as soon as I get home, music fest!!!!!)

This chicks a hot one
she got a purple jump suit fo sho and she rocks it a ton
she's steezy fo reezy on the freestyle team
kickin it up at Mt. Washington in BC
maybe shes a wangsta
she aint no gansta
but hippies are for peace and love, they dont push and shove
listens to the whole spectrum of music
yeah girl that's the way to do it
NS chat is what inspired me
to make this mothafuckin rap yeah all you G's
keep the flow rock the show videos next you know fuckin hoes and now you're baller and shit
peace.
Jul 3 2007 12:59PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
This guys rasta fo sho
keepin it real with on the west coast on the down low
he's got a weird name but its pronounced the same
not norwegian but rockin the american way
he loves the trees
and hes got some steeze
he tokes it up and lets himself go in the breeze
this rap is short, I don't want it long
a lot of people really want their own song
but I think that this dude is tight
1080man lives up to the hype
that's right
Jul 3 2007 1:04PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
yeah I thought about that after I made the thread.
Here goes.

steezyjibber made up the NS rap
I copied him a bit so don't give him crap
he's got some nice style, rhythm, steeze, and flow
fucks mad bitches yeah gangsta yo
yngjibb3r was his partner in crime
together they made a sick beat and walked the line
talked about NS members they dissed and made fun of
too core for the mainstream didn't make mad scrilla
this raps gone way too far
dont need to explain ganstas are who we are
poppin caps pimpin hoes
killin white people we sag the clothes
this rap is over my hands are sore
I got a few more people to make rhymes for
Jul 3 2007 1:12PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66

this one was the best. here is some info.

my screenname.
my real name is shawn
i ski
i ride 7 springs
red bull is the shit
i sit on ns all day
i fuck bitches
i shoot n*****s because im white
i like weed

rhyme time

Jul 3 2007 1:21PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
Yo this kids the shit
hes got a crooked boner
but his name is shawn and he's no loner
he's with the chicks all night and day
lookin at NS gettin blowjobs and lots of pay
his dick is off kilter because of these ladies
he's a funny guy not angry like Hades
this kids real pimpin
his style ain't crimpin
he smokes weed not crack
best watch out...the mothafuckin Boner's back
Jul 3 2007 1:31PM
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nashbuck
Posts: 2723 - Karma: 39
im makein one for matt cuz hes got skillz

this kid named Matt made this thread
hes so good at rappin' n****s want him dead
yes matt sure does have rap skillz
just not quite enough to pay the billz
hes makin these rhymes and people think they're dope
so im makin him one and i hope he doesn't choke
his icon says chill and i bet he likes to toke
now im done with this rhyme and i hope hes stoked.
Jul 3 2007 1:41PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
sessions is my last name
i ski on the east
surrounded by mass-holes
hates summer bugs & sweat
cant wait to ski

idunno what else im so tired right now
Jul 3 2007 1:42PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
haha thank you
I have a hip hop band I'm in...the actual lyrics are pretty much poems rather than gansta rap, one song is in the donators forum so you guys should donate to see it.
Jul 3 2007 1:49PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
sessions is a company that makes outerwear
it's so good there's no need for repair
this NSer's skill makes us all care
the last name of this dude is tight
im sure he appreciates the laughs that make it so bright
its no coincidence that sessions is dope
the last name and person connect as one hope
every NSer hates summer bugs and rainy Fall
he wants to go ski so do we all
Jul 3 2007 4:31PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
sessions is a company that makes outerwear
it's so good there's no need for repair
the last name of this dude is tight
im sure he appreciates the laughs that make it so bright
its no coincidence that sessions is dope
the last name and person connect as one hope
every NSer hates summer bugs and rainy Fall
he wants to go ski so do we all
Jul 3 2007 4:32PM
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nashbuck
Posts: 2723 - Karma: 39
bumpooo for a sweet thread
Jul 3 2007 7:10PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
my name is brandon, niggas respect
if you dont fuckin listen i'll snap yo neck
i carry a gun when i ski
this ain't a fuckin joke
i smoke a pound a day
all i do is toke toke toke.

yea nigga fuckin prepare to die.
Jul 3 2007 7:19PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
thanx Mat it was sick
Jul 3 2007 7:27PM
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nashbuck
Posts: 2723 - Karma: 39
im surprised urs doesnt go

i cut my wrists every nighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht
at concerts i always like to fighhhhhhhhhhhhht
i really love to wear girls pannnnnnnnnnnnts
and im always down to hardcore dannnnnnnnnnnce
i gut my wrists and black my eyeeeeeeees
and i also love to makeout with guysssssss

that one is pretty sweet
Jul 3 2007 7:53PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
im 5'11'
i snowboard
i have a huge penis
im better than you
my social security # is 112 76 5479
Jul 3 2007 7:59PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
I'm honored!
I hope you all know these aren't serious at all...
Jul 3 2007 8:49PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
DAS me and this was me and steezyjibbers ORIGINAL idea
Jul 3 2007 8:54PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
Yo this is gnarburger
the price for his huge penis is quite a steal
whoring out himself because of sex appeal
but he snowboards on a ski site that takes some balls
says hes better than all of us he struts through the halls
of the school...newschoolers fo sho
parties all day drinkin lots of beer and wine
his social security number's 112 76 5479
Jul 3 2007 8:59PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
amazing... utterly amazing
Jul 3 2007 9:02PM
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nashbuck
Posts: 2723 - Karma: 39
nomensteven knows how to fit someone in a boot
its cuz its his job and how he gets his loot
he's a post whore on NS and that takes time
his icon flashes and so does mine
from his name i would guess that he doesnt like men
any strait women wouldnt guess again
now this rhymes old so im done
im gettin good at this and its startin to get fun
Jul 3 2007 9:05PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
ima pimp muthafucka
i constintlay sell crack
im spillin drank on my lap
now make me a rap
Jul 3 2007 9:29PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
I'm running down the court with my ball in my knees
I need to get this basket so I can bring back my G's
They minused my salary got no more doe
Gimme some "paper" or else I'll blow!
Jul 3 2007 9:32PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
aww how cute
and i even got a double post!
made my summer time blues a little better
Jul 4 2007 2:31AM
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Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
19 years old.
Australian.
Mt. Buller is my home mountain.
Fucking slays at Guitar Hero.
Jul 4 2007 2:39AM
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