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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
1. Buy cigarettes
2. Vote
3. Register for the draft
4. Buy porn
5. Own a credit card
6. Call infomercials
7. Drive without a seatbelt in NH

Guess how old I am! =)

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Jun 27 2007 1:06AM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
18!!!!
Jun 27 2007 1:06AM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
today you may officially not act sexually towards a younger girl
Jun 27 2007 1:12AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
^shit i didn't even think about that....
..there goes my weekend plans
Jun 27 2007 1:12AM
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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
get in more trouble for weed and alcohol
Jun 27 2007 1:14AM
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dwall.
Posts: 79 - Karma: 10
today you cannot beat up a younger dude.
Jun 27 2007 1:14AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
happy 18th
Jun 27 2007 1:15AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
hey dude you have the same bday as me!

june 27 reppin.

i was just gonna make a thread cause i tried to go see knocked up at an 11 o clock showing and this asain bitch carded me and i was like uhh i dont have it and she was like "i cant sell you a ticket then" (she had obviously seen i had my wallet with an id in it anyways) so i was like, "alright cmon i turn 17 in one hour can you just let it slide this time" and she said no. what a fucking cunt, she was ugly, must have been a lesbian too...no one can resist my good looks.

oh and my list!

-i can see r rated movies and rate nc-17 video games!! thats it!!!
Jun 27 2007 1:16AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
^haha kickass. i bet that lady's fat.
Jun 27 2007 1:19AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
haha nah skinny bitch, shes ugly though.
Jun 27 2007 1:21AM
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zzyzx
Posts: 470 - Karma: 10
dude that blows what a bitch
Jun 27 2007 1:23AM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
are you 18?
Jun 27 2007 1:24AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
18 duh. um, let me think, what else can you do....

drink in BC
Jun 27 2007 1:26AM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494

today you now may go to prison

Jun 27 2007 1:26AM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
assuming ur in america, today u still cant buy booze legally
Jun 27 2007 1:28AM
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Reptar
Posts: 1629 - Karma: 10
today u may now buy ENZYTE!!!!!!!!!!1111!
sry.
buy now and get a bob shirt. sweet.
Jun 27 2007 1:28AM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
buy lottery tickets, duh!
Jun 27 2007 1:31AM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
That's 19.
Jun 27 2007 3:00AM
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P.J.S.
Posts: 1782 - Karma: 11
however, in some states he could legally go to a bar and drink with his parents if they are cool with it
Jun 27 2007 3:51AM
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hollygrove
Posts: 7845 - Karma: 93
drink in alberta*
Jun 27 2007 4:07AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
and get raped by some huge black dude named tyrone with a 40 inch wang
Jun 27 2007 4:10AM
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Grimace.
Posts: 8345 - Karma: 25
you can know also:
be tried as an adult and have a record
buy bongs and other smoking accessories
sell liquor
get a disease from a stripper in the vip room
Jun 27 2007 4:12AM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
you also dont have a legal curfue. or atleast thats how it is in IL
Jun 27 2007 4:18AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
you have to be 18 to own a credit card?

I got one when I was 14.
Jun 27 2007 4:22AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
cant you only get debit cards before your 18....i donno maybe i'm wrong....but i think thats how it works
Jun 27 2007 4:25AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
debit cards?

if youre old enough to get a checking account you can have a debit card.

pretty much whenever you want i think
Jun 27 2007 5:13AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
18 is really a bullshit birthday. You get more restrictions and regulations than advantages.
Jun 27 2007 6:11AM
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Freeskier9856
Posts: 671 - Karma: 10
12?
Jun 27 2007 7:54AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
yeah thats what i was gonna say- jk but seriously -your not on ur parents insurance anymore
Jun 27 2007 8:55AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
also you can stay in hotels by yourself- and rent a car
Jun 27 2007 8:56AM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
today you can

Leave Home
pay for your cell phone
rent porn MOVIES
Jun 27 2007 9:31AM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
just go buy pirates and stay in your room for 3 hours
Jun 27 2007 11:03AM
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meggers
Posts: 2094 - Karma: 70
im almost 23 and still on my parents insurence....
Jun 27 2007 11:14AM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
if you lived in NJ you can't buy tobacco products. They raised the age to 19.
Jun 27 2007 11:17AM
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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
gamble
Jun 27 2007 11:34AM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
i was just gunna say that
Jun 27 2007 11:44AM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
that seatbelt rule is rediculous. just because you're over 18 doesn't mean you are invincible
Jun 27 2007 11:57AM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
21 son
Jun 27 2007 12:21PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
no its 18.

and the seatbelt thing...i guess they figure if you are 18 you can make your own decision.
Jun 27 2007 12:27PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
LIVE FREE OR DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE... seriously
Jun 27 2007 12:28PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
have fun at vegas then
Jun 27 2007 12:37PM
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396222687862
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yeah, now you can't

1. beat the fuck outta a younger kid
2. go to juvy and get off real easy
3. be a kid, and be seen as a kid

but you can

1. have sex.. legallly.....
2. buy bongs and go to headshops
3. don't have to have a parent sign a waiver

wohoo.

and you can drink in a ton of places except america.. cause we are gay
Jun 27 2007 12:38PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47

i like living free of taxes when in nh, not seatbelts

Jun 27 2007 1:38PM
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evan25
Posts: 931 - Karma: 20
u can buy dip and papers

YAY!
Jun 27 2007 1:47PM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
i think you can have one but its still under your parents name until your 18
Jun 27 2007 1:52PM
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hemlockjibber8
Posts: 5955 - Karma: 3,452
there's a curfew for kids in illinois? thats the lamest thing i've ever heard. what time is it
Jun 27 2007 2:15PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
i had a discover at 16
Jun 27 2007 2:18PM
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603skier
Posts: 587 - Karma: 11
at 18 now you can trade in video games in manchester NH. new gay ass law.
Jun 27 2007 2:45PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
there are curfews everywhere
Jun 27 2007 3:56PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
drive without a seatlbelt? umm...
Jun 27 2007 3:59PM
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Shorton
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 13
Happy birthday man, have a good day
Jun 27 2007 3:59PM
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