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So this thing came in my oakley bathing suite
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Any idea what it is?
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it's for when you get attacked by a shark
you can chop it's head off
the one's with a bottle opener are for opening beverages to go along with the sushi
(of the shark who's head you cut off)
btw, don't kill sharks, they'll mess you upppp
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hahaha no kidding. i don't make it a habit to buy mens boardshorts but having grown up surfing, ive never not known what it is.
now i'm here in montana. my pet peeve is when the kids here hang them out of their pockets. WHY DO THAT?
In other news, the scraping your friends sunburn is fucking HILARIOUS. I'm so going to do that. Good call, kid.
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haha did u make that just fer this thread??
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didnt u see johnny tsunami?????
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surfers:beer::skiers:weed
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Dood if that is fake Im gonna be pissed. Batman is a straight ballin M.F.
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i totally got busted out doing that one day. that was before i ever surfed though.
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haha epic
that made my day and now i want one
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its a comb. i use that to comb my hair
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I comb my hair with mine if there's no wax in it, or even if their is. it's useful for many things!
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you guys are dumb its not for surfing at all its an anal stimulator
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its like a fight these last 5 posts^
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sooo your telling me that youve never had to scrape the old wax off your board? very hand for that...pretty much what i use mine for the most. 53 degree water doesnt make wax last long...
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i think we already established that
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i always scrape old wax off, ive tried to use a wax comb to get it off, but i find either way i do it i end up leaving my board in the sun so the wax melts a little, and i just prefer my method of using an old rag
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haha, i though the same thing when i got mine
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hahaha...what a tard!those have been comin with board shorts for like at least 5 years now the only problem is i live in montana and they are almost useless here i guess you might be able to try them on a snowboard but i think id just stick to my straight edge i got with my wax!
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I wonder if they come with all of them cause i have one coming to my house today.
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yea if they are trunks it will !
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i have tried that with one of those wax combs from a backpack i got. but i already knew it was for wax. worked alright with wet hair.
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well it aint its a borad wax thing
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exactly, once you have the wax melted, its mad easy to just take the comb and scrape it all off. I believe the billabong and volcom ones also come with an fcs fin key which is always useful because im always losing my keys for it.
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has anyone else got one with the comb, the bottle opener AND the allan key? I am not sure what the allan key is for, seering as how I have never surfed, perhaps the leash, or the fins.
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yeah its for the fins, oh and speaking of finding different things in your board shorts, i remember last year quiksilver had actual combs, for your hair, in their board shorts
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yeah i got all of that in a pair o' billabongs
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i got a wax spreader/bottle opener in my quiksilvers. pretty sweet
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