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Gnl.Weirdness
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Ok so I stumbled upon a group of these under a rock I "was" going to move.

I have never seen anything like it before, and it moved in the most awkward ways, it immediately reminded me of that contortionist chick from Ju-On.

Figured I'd up it here cus it's simply too cool to just sit on my mem card.

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Jun 13 2007 4:56PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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oh and it was about 2 inches long. I was freaked out enough putting the cam so close to it to get the pic, so I wasn't able to get an actual reference shot.
Jun 13 2007 4:58PM
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BMskier
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that is a messed up spyder
Jun 13 2007 4:58PM
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b-ladd
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it's an alien. you should report that shit.
Jun 13 2007 4:59PM
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grubix2
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wow... that thing is... ...epic...

haha
Jun 13 2007 4:59PM
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tequila
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Man thats like a beetle/spider hybrid thingy.....its kinda cute though, in some bizarre way. prob cos it looks scared....
Jun 13 2007 5:02PM
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BMskier
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cute?
Jun 13 2007 5:02PM
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bailer
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you are FUCKED UP!!!!!!!
Jun 13 2007 5:03PM
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Tom.
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theres always the possibility that you found a new species of spider. its not even that farfetched, happens more than you would think.
Jun 13 2007 5:05PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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There where three of them, one hastily retreated into a hole in the ground, the other curled up and did nothing, that one was just like wtf someone fucked up my house.

They where all in cocoons of some kind or something and when I lifted the rock it tore them. Kinda sucks, but I am glad because I never have seen something quite as unique as these before, let alone in my backyard.
Jun 13 2007 5:05PM
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Microcosm
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wow, that's scary as hell. I wonder what kind. search spiders/ your area or something on google or wikipedia, it might have something.
Jun 13 2007 5:06PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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that would be tight for sure. I am posting it on a bug forum to try and get it classified. I looked at the pic in depth, and it seems that this thing has no eyes, so I am very curious to know if it spends it's life under rocks hunting with other senses.
Jun 13 2007 5:07PM
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ZavierV
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your camera is friggen sweet.
Jun 13 2007 5:09PM
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thenakedcellist
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thats fucked upp
Jun 13 2007 5:10PM
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Microcosm
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thats pretty cool, keep us updated on what it is. if it's a new species do you get to name it!
Jun 13 2007 5:10PM
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STREETS
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Lmao
Jun 13 2007 5:11PM
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Tom.
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OMG name it the Steezasaurous!!!
Jun 13 2007 5:12PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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looks more like a crustacean than an arachnid
Jun 13 2007 5:13PM
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rastarider1080
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that thing is siiick
Jun 13 2007 5:13PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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eh it's nothing special, canon powershot s500, like a $120 cam haha. Just got MAD close to the spider in macro mode.
Jun 13 2007 5:13PM
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*DwC*
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that would be sick... you could name it something fucking sweet
Jun 13 2007 5:16PM
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Tom.
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either way, its a nice shot.
Jun 13 2007 5:16PM
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sn0wbl0w
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what the hell?
Jun 13 2007 5:18PM
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Peter.
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holy cow dude, id say give it to your local biology teacher or something

they will know people that can figure that out

it almost looks like a baby, that hatched (Do spiders hatch?) early
Jun 13 2007 5:18PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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thnx, here are two more I was able to get of it, they kinda show it's unique range of motion in such a confined space.

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Jun 13 2007 5:20PM
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Tom.
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!



I was searching Google for pictures of a "red spider"and i came across this.

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Odly enough, its official name is a Red Spider. Sorry to burst your bubble.


Jun 13 2007 5:21PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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lol imagine it grew to the size of a dog
Jun 13 2007 5:22PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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word thnx for finding that, now I can learn more about it :: )
Jun 13 2007 5:26PM
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maclem
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What did you do after you took the picture? Like put the rock back? Did you squash it?
Jun 13 2007 5:27PM
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PeteyG
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you should name it. sounds like it built its home in ur backyard
Jun 13 2007 5:28PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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It's actually called a woodlouse spider, which is fitting given it's often times found in rotted wood or under rocks. word.

and it is harmless to humans, so yeh I might have to play with it lols.
Jun 13 2007 5:28PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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nah put the rock back very carefully and went on with my work haha.

btw this is a close up of their head. I am having second thoughts about playing with it now.

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Jun 13 2007 5:30PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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wikipedia for the win.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysdera_crocata
Jun 13 2007 5:31PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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"Female specimens are 11-15 mm long whilst males are 9-10 mm. They have a dark-red thorax and legs, and a yellow-brown abdomen. Notably, they have large jaws and gonads."

hehe
Jun 13 2007 5:33PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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haha you said gonads
Jun 13 2007 5:34PM
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lushlaxstr
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i fucking hate spiders
Jun 13 2007 5:40PM
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BMskier
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holy shit this thread is creepy with all these spyders
Jun 13 2007 5:41PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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lols
Jun 13 2007 5:55PM
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ride-rider
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fuck man blast it with a 12 G
Jun 13 2007 5:57PM
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*monsterskier*
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ewwwww....that's so nasty
Jun 13 2007 5:57PM
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*DrewT*
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damn I was hoping you could name the NS spider
Jun 13 2007 6:07PM
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mfz
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yea or steezeespidee
Jun 13 2007 6:21PM
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Lé.Skiing
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looks sexy ;)
Jun 13 2007 6:25PM
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Joan
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punch it in the pincers
Jun 13 2007 6:28PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Holy balls! That thing's a beast!
Jun 13 2007 6:32PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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So bad ass
Jun 13 2007 6:35PM
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El.Capitan
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Wow, what a nasty little bastard
I've seen some fugly spiders in my day, but good god...*shudder*
Jun 13 2007 6:44PM
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Mat.
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FUCKKKKKKK, i dont mind spiders but that extreme close up on his face just gave me the shivers. now i feel like theyre surrounding my toes down under the computer table and all that.
Jun 13 2007 6:48PM
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Lé.Skiing
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its not a red spider I'm pretty sure its a "Woodlouse Spider".
Jun 13 2007 7:04PM
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.jon
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tastyyyyyyyyyy
Jun 13 2007 7:08PM
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flux-capacitor
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
Jun 13 2007 7:09PM
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