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what would you do for a klondike bar?

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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
well??
and what would jesus do for a klondike bar?

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Jul 25 2003 1:00AM
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gravteck
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Jul 25 2003 1:02AM
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Ds91260
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i would kill u for a klondike bar moe
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Jul 25 2003 1:02AM
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Anson
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i would eat a klondike bar if you game me another.
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Jul 25 2003 1:03AM
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nealdawgdiamond
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i would buy one, there ya go

and jesus would make a klondike bar, and split it amongst everybody
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Jul 25 2003 1:04AM
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Nickskier
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id go to my fridge and get one
Jul 25 2003 11:46AM
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id get sodomized by a retard with a strap-on.

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Jul 25 2003 12:04PM
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Lateralis
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^ ill be that retard to sodomize you with a strap on and of course NO LUBE


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Jul 25 2003 12:09PM
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Nickskier
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^nice and painful
Jul 25 2003 12:14PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
cool! the dryness is key. I'll just bite down on a stick or something.

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Jul 25 2003 12:41PM
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rhcp
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i would go through the jungles of the amazon with all of the piranahs and swim and climb to get the the klondike bar. I would hike anywhere and pay any amount of money for a klondike bar. actually, klondike bars suck.
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Jul 25 2003 12:55PM
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Freeskifro
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I would punch some kid in the face and take his.
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Jul 25 2003 12:57PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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cue the jingle music


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Jul 25 2003 1:14PM
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cj
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give you a hug

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Jul 25 2003 1:34PM
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NomenClature
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kill michal jackson, but id do that for free.
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Jul 25 2003 2:34PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
id pay $1.99 or whatever it costs.


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Jul 25 2003 2:50PM
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AJ_concepts
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i'd move to the middle east and start a llama farm
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Jul 25 2003 3:12PM
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i would slay a pumpkin.


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Jul 25 2003 3:29PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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id jerk off


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Jul 25 2003 7:43PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
id do nuthing, they suck
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Jul 25 2003 7:56PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
poo my pants and then pick the nuts out put them in a candy dish and serve em in a resturant

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Jul 25 2003 7:59PM
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lalalalaura
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tell the kid above me to shut up
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Jul 25 2003 8:04PM
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Ghost
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fingerbang an orangatang.

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Jul 25 2003 8:24PM
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Rogge
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fuck every mother on earth



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Jul 25 2003 9:14PM
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Ghost
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even her?



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Jul 25 2003 9:19PM
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Rogge
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^ nope i take back my previous statement...thanks ghostdragon



'Some day's your the dog and other days you're the hydrant asshole'
-my uncle Gary telling me his philosophy on life while drunk in a bar

Five-9 Productions


'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'
-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud
-Pep Fujas

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Jul 25 2003 9:21PM
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Girays_Brother
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id pay money to have fireunderwater raped by his dad

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Jul 25 2003 9:22PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
holy shit those things have so much fat in them. like 70% of your DV of saturated fat




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Jul 26 2003 1:58AM
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SteveXs2
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I'd feed the bears :O
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Jul 26 2003 4:50AM
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snopunk413
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^^^^i would feed you to the bears
Jul 26 2003 5:15AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I would... do nothing.
Jul 26 2003 5:39AM
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Girays_Brother
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i would pay 2.99 to buy the box

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Jul 26 2003 8:49AM
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Rogge
Posts: 5772 - Karma: 3,867
yeah i probably wouldn;t do anything, now for a snickers bar id fuck some shit up



'Some day's your the dog and other days you're the hydrant asshole'
-my uncle Gary telling me his philosophy on life while drunk in a bar

Five-9 Productions


'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'
-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud
-Pep Fujas

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Jul 26 2003 9:19AM
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-madd_trixx-
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i would ax murder the owner of klondike and steal his recipe and change it (cause my dad's ice cream was better) and become a millionaire....and i would change that god forsaken slogan of theirs 'what would you doo-oo-ooooooo for a KLONDIKE bar?' what kind of crack baby came up with that shitty one?


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Jul 26 2003 9:22AM
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