Can this day get any worse???

Just so you all know, I'm not looking for sympathy or pity here, just need to vent and I admit some of my shitty day is kinda comical, but seriously WTF.

I have to get up extra fucking early today to drop my truck of for repair at the dealership, and get to work a 8 this morning for a fucking useless meeting (yes I have a real-world job, unfortunately, but I normally don't get into work until about 9:30), so then I am trying to get my shit done, and have a coworker breathing down my neck the whole time who just keeps rambling on and on about useless shit, so this is preventing me from getting my shit done. Then I get a call that my truck is gonna cost $400 to repair, oh well, money down the drain. So finally I finish up my shit that had to get done, and get a call my truck is done, and to my surprise it was covered under waranty so it only cost me $50 (not bad I think) until I go to pick up my truck, and guess what, the fucking piece of shit grease monkeys there stole about $50 (in winning scratch tickets) out of my truck and didn't even bother to try to hide the fact that they did it - FUCKING BASTARDS. So then I get back to work, now about 4:00, and I find out I gotta do more shit ASAP, so I guess I'm stuck here. So, eventually, I gotta take a piss, and realize that my fucking zipper broke, and I can't zip my damn shorts, so I think oh well, I really have no shame, and much worse has happened in much more public places, so I ignore it. So there I am doing my shit, and I can feel a big ole fart brewin', so I go to take a piss and let 'er rip. Wash up, go smoke a butt (yes, my filthy had that keeps me sane), and come back in, but something doesn't feel right. You guessed it, that god damn fart popped out a juicy little nugget. WTF, so as soon as I realize this, I go to the bathroom and clean it up as good as I can and run home. I throw on another pair of shorts, and head back to work. FUN, FUN, FUN. So here I am, still at work, it now about 7:15 (great 11 hour day so far), still probably gonna be here for like another hour, and pissed off. WHAT THE FUCK, CAN THIS DAY SUCK MORE? at least in the winter I can ski at night to blow off steam, but its fucking summer - I hate summer.

ARGH

I feel better now, sorry for the rant, but I needed to vent. And yes I know it could be worse, but you gotta admit this has been a pretty suck day.