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Ha I ate my sock

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djikstra
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has nothing to do with anything but I ate my sock after a full day of skiing in it for 40 bucks like a week ago. I bled passing it... hahaha anyone else eat something they shouldnt have? o and I cut it into peices first so it would be somewhat possible...
Jun 4 2007 12:36PM
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Lskier_
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babujibyeah my friend did that twice for free, what happened was he was pretty ripped and so got cotton mouth but too lazy to get up so just chugged it down, then we went to fill it, rippd it a couple times more then he did it again haha shits fucked up


i think you need new friends
Dec 7 2015 6:27PM
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FrenchFry
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I was once super drunk with a few friends and my girlfriend. There was this moth flying around the room and someone said "dude, you should eat it." then for some weird reason my GF was like "omg, ya do it...dont be a pussy." Sooooo i ate a moth. It was the most horrible and disgusting thing I've ever tasted. Fuck i gag thinking about it.
Dec 7 2015 6:49PM
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clindblomskier
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Bump because more people should eat socks
Aug 13 2020 10:33PM
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Hellblazer_23
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Good source of protein
Aug 13 2020 10:42PM
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Young_patty
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Crazy how he works for NASA now
Aug 13 2020 11:41PM
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dolanslebensraum
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This is kind of an asshole post bc some kid might read this thread and try it and choke to death. Unless a sock is like one of those stocking thin no show joints theres no way you could swallow a sock, even if you soacked it in olive oil or somdthing.

what a fucking autistic larp
Aug 14 2020 12:46AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I saw this thread and immediately thought this is who I'd want landing on the moon someday. LJ, if you ever make it there, please bring some skis, it would be way cool.
Aug 14 2020 1:25AM
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dolanslebensraum
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The referenced post has been removed.


Oh. Nvrmind then.
Aug 14 2020 4:26AM
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