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Do olives give cats boners?!?!

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proZach
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i was reading a thread on ns and someone said if they give their cat an olive, it gets a boner. does this work with all cats or just this kids?

i don't have a cat so i can't try this.
May 29 2007 7:22PM
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chickenwang
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i thought cats didnt get hard...
May 29 2007 7:22PM
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pussyfooter.
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That's kinda odd. Maybe?
May 29 2007 7:23PM
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lushlaxstr
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possibly
May 29 2007 9:12PM
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FilmingBitch
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Not so sure about that. But cats are known to love eating olives.... I don't think they get boners though.
May 29 2007 9:45PM
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EH_DUBS
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that would be strange..
May 29 2007 10:21PM
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Shadows
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why would you want to find out or even try this?
May 29 2007 10:23PM
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andrewg
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we have some greenish olivies and i have one cat specimen, will the green work tho?
May 29 2007 10:24PM
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R.Fahey
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hahah. what a good thread title.
May 29 2007 10:26PM
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twix_182
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especially female cats. female cats get RAGING BONERS
May 29 2007 10:27PM
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andrewg
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ok well my cat would absoulutely nto eat a olive...
May 29 2007 10:33PM
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proZach
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because i beat it to cat boners you fuck.
May 30 2007 2:49AM
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~skiblader~
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how would that happen? lol...
May 30 2007 3:16AM
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ValPow
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that would be quite amusing
May 30 2007 3:51AM
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Bigwoods
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im sure you would love it
May 30 2007 7:18AM
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skier_dude_1831
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1000 posts!!!
May 30 2007 8:49PM
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Dosh
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bwahahahahah
May 30 2007 9:14PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
you can launch olives across the with a boner!
May 30 2007 9:20PM
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artfullydodged
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the room^
May 30 2007 9:20PM
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eyeLiektoSkee
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animals have penis' too... but only the boy ones
May 30 2007 9:34PM
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SlickRick.
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then how do they have intercourse
May 30 2007 9:36PM
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Albrecht.
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E
P
I
C
!!!!
May 30 2007 10:20PM
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Albrecht.
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again.... fucking sweet

i love this thread already im calling at least 3 pages unless it gets deleted
May 30 2007 10:21PM
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Albrecht.
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DUDE! Fing BUMP
May 31 2007 9:52PM
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andrewg
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hmm three pages...maybe?
May 31 2007 9:53PM
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Albrecht.
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haha idk i figured since i could barely breathe for like five minutes after reading this that it could become a quality thread.  maybe im just immature.
May 31 2007 10:05PM
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Gavajabra2
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hahaha
May 31 2007 10:12PM
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TheButterHashira
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May 31 2007 10:13PM
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MistaFab
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i laughed so hard i think im now dead inside.

May 31 2007 10:16PM
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mothaeast
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hahaahaha
May 31 2007 11:13PM
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Sean...M
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HAHA
May 31 2007 11:14PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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y are you looking to experement with this cat
May 31 2007 11:46PM
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liukangkid
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curiosity killed the cat
May 31 2007 11:52PM
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Piste.Off
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cats give me boners :)
Jun 1 2007 12:39AM
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proZach
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well that doesn't make too much sense. who's cat am i experimenting with? did i comment on a specific cat? no. i just wanna know if fucking olives make the feline pet rock fucking hard.
Jun 1 2007 1:05AM
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FilmingBitch
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Dude, I was talking about when they eat olives not in general considering the fact that this thread is about cats getting boners from olives not whether or not cats get boners.

Jun 1 2007 1:55AM
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Literature
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This is possibly the most random and odd thread I have ever encountered on NS.
Jun 1 2007 2:03AM
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proZach
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cats must get boners. unless this is the epitome of the ignroance is bliss phenomenon.
Jun 1 2007 12:30PM
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FilmingBitch
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No fucking shit! Really?!
Jun 1 2007 12:57PM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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Dude thats sweet im gonna start feedin my cat olives on the daily so he can make me some money Catwhorin it up!lol!
Jun 1 2007 1:00PM
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Albrecht.
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bahahaha
any explanation to a question in here is impossible not to be funny.
Jun 3 2007 6:46PM
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comeatmebro
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hahahahahaahahaha i died reading this thread damn
Jun 3 2007 6:50PM
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Alkyy
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hahahaha i had to (look down)
Jun 3 2007 7:10PM
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PilleDaKid
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why would you want to know anyways
Jun 3 2007 7:53PM
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Jake...
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haha the replies were so funny i actually lawled
Jun 3 2007 8:03PM
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Peter.
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ha my friends cat gets so trippy when he is on catnip he rubs his head on the plate
Jun 3 2007 8:12PM
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MistaFab
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iv never seen a cat boner.. is it all weird and pink like dog boners?
Jun 3 2007 8:26PM
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akerbacker
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ewwww.
gawd aaron
Jun 3 2007 8:27PM
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MistaFab
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you deep throat your little dogs so dont even talk

Jun 3 2007 8:39PM
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proZach
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oh how facetious of you. i was simply pointing out a fact. cats have boners. and cats love boners too. and i love cat boners. its the transitive property. thanks socrates.
Jun 4 2007 1:41AM
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FilmingBitch
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Yea I was definately having a bad day.
I never snap at people, I can't even justify that actually.
I usually like your posts.
Jun 4 2007 1:43AM
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