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bone breaking records

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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
holy shit i was watching a commercial for Ripley's, and some guy was going for a record of breaking all the bones in his body. He's like whipping down this huge hill on a mountain bike then he jumps head first over the handles. He is the craziest person ever.
Jul 21 2003 7:48PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
why would anyone want to do that? although i wouild like to see that
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Jul 21 2003 7:49PM
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caylorswift
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ive broken 16, but im not that fuckin crazy



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Jul 21 2003 7:49PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
ive broken both my arms, but not at the same time

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'im a mugger!
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Jul 21 2003 7:50PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
maybe he will die and clean up the gene pool that much more.
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Jul 21 2003 7:53PM
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rhcp
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if he dies he deserves a darwin award

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Jul 21 2003 8:00PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
breaking them all at the same time? or breaking them all before he dies?

kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
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Jul 21 2003 8:04PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
i haven't broken a single bone till this season then i broke 3 at once...and that guy is an idiot he smokes way to much crack
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Jul 21 2003 8:07PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
i've broke the same 2 ribs on 2 seperate occasions
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Jul 21 2003 9:11PM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
im not sure, it was only a commercial. but hes definately breaking alot of shit on that one.
Jul 21 2003 9:17PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
left wrist three separate times, collarbone, both thumbs (one skiing), two toes, finger, ankle......oh wait this thread is about someone else! What a crazy idiot it sucks so bad to break a bone, especially when it's an arm on your good side, cuz you have to switch wallet pockets and wipe your ass left handed and take a piss left handed and whack off left handed and figure out new ways to play video games and try to light joints with you left hand. One guy i knew broke both his arms at the same time and had to have someone hold his cock while he took a leak for two weeks, and he admitted to that--i don't wanna think about the other things he couldn't do on his own





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Jul 21 2003 9:38PM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
we can make it onto your own personal records too if you want. All ive broken was my collar bone, but that bone was broken bad, the two ends were like an inch apart.
Jul 21 2003 10:00PM
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Phrosty
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he wasn't trying at that record. He was trying for a speed record on the bike and it broke b/c it was made for snow, not dirt. Yes. I do watch a lot of tv.


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Jul 21 2003 10:02PM
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Ds91260
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ive broken my collar bones 7-10 times total
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Jul 21 2003 10:14PM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
oh, maybe i misread the commercial then. it did say something about him breaking all the bones in his body or something like that though.
Jul 21 2003 11:32PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
i'd like to see someone break one of the bones in their ear...
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Jul 22 2003 12:51AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I have broken 12 bones, 7 of them being fingers or toes; my sister shut my hand in a door when I was young and it broke a bunch of fingers- now they are all deformed and my pinky looks just like an ET finger.
Jul 22 2003 2:30AM
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rasser
Posts: 1703 - Karma: 12
I haven't broke any bones. I'm so cool.
Jul 22 2003 5:58AM
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MacMahoooon
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broken cheek bone...under my left eye

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Jul 22 2003 8:33AM
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weazelzb
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1 broken rib.... but mannnnnnyy stitches

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Jul 22 2003 8:41AM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
Phrosty the one u are talking about i saw on 'u gotta see this' not 'riples belive it or not' so mamby u are wrong, or it could be on both... but the u gotta see this with that biker was good, they had skiing that same show with candide hitting a tree after backflip off rail, and chriton falling of the bridge rail

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Jul 22 2003 8:48AM
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