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Renaming Thread

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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,354
The first 10 people to respond to this thread will have their username changed by me. I will choose your new username and you will have no say in what I choose. If you're tired of being Lineskier-900 or EastcoastSkier360, this is your chance to get a username that people will recognize without losing your post count.

Let the games begin!
18 years ago
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
dammit too bad i missed out
18 years ago
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Joan
Posts: 2944 - Karma: 1,305
what a compeltely non pointsless thread, and im not sarcastic either!!
18 years ago
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
hahaha. i log off for like 2 days and find 2 of the funniest fucking threads! bahah!
18 years ago
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
this is crazy. some big names that are always on got changed. i don't recogize anyone now
18 years ago
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
can't touch my name
18 years ago
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Park_Rider_435
Posts: 834 - Karma: 9
change my name
18 years ago
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,354
Please read the goddamn thread. Or just the first post of the thread. Please. Just do this from now on.
18 years ago
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 513
ya heard
18 years ago
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,443
shit sorry man....allahu snackbar isnt THAT bad....
18 years ago
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 513
well he got me again
18 years ago
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8229 - Karma: 1,034
i was wondering why there was so many new names with high post counts...hmmm i detect shenanigans
18 years ago
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FilmingBitch
Posts: 6463 - Karma: 212
Dan, you are simply amazing.
Fidel.CashFlow.... bahahaha
18 years ago
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 856
naming one of them minimumsushi would've been classy...but fidel.cashflow blew my mind dan.
18 years ago
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,145
There was a minimumsushi at one point. I barely remember him.

It's true, this was almost as funny as Dan's comics about animals committing crimes.
18 years ago
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Worst.NS.Member
Posts: 703 - Karma: 11

daisukiiiiiiiii

18 years ago
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followCam
Posts: 1907 - Karma: 446
hahaha aw man, crooked boner has to be the funniest one cause it's so random.
18 years ago
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Beamer12
Posts: 3227 - Karma: 46
change me up
18 years ago
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
I want to get in on the next thread of this!
18 years ago
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
What a good thread idea,. Hilarious!!!
18 years ago
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skodeo7
Posts: 14950 - Karma: 9,263
Fidel.Cashflow=$$$$$
18 years ago
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Worst.NS.Member
Posts: 703 - Karma: 11
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I dedicate this crappy middle-eastern beer to Maximumsushi.
18 years ago
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
haha i did the same thing, except i yelled the story of the thread to dave. dave congratulates you.
18 years ago
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
haha i did the same thing, except i yelled the story of the thread to dave. dave congratulates you.
18 years ago
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Gavajabra2
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
Way to post the same thing 4 minutes later
18 years ago
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
IT'S CANCER BOY!!!!!
18 years ago
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
hey thanks captian obvious. i clearly didnt mean to post the same thing twice.
18 years ago
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
but why?
18 years ago
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
but why what? i accidently hit the reply button twice, then i didnt know if the post went through, and some spam thing came up, then it turned out i posted twice. whatever.
18 years ago
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nedward
Posts: 841 - Karma: 15
change mine!!!!
18 years ago
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~Joe~
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 57
this is a very funny thread, and some of those names are the best ive seen on this site
18 years ago
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
i wish my name would be changed
i think i was temporarily mentally challenged when i made my name up. it is soooooo bad.
CHANGE IT TO ANYTHING!
18 years ago
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EnemySki
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10
CHANGE MINE
18 years ago
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
why not just make a new account? It's not like anybody will miss your name, Mr. 193 posts.
18 years ago
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Gavajabra2
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
.
18 years ago
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ColbyV
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 57
yeah best name on NS
18 years ago
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
oh, its THIS thread again....
18 years ago
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rudager
Posts: 11336 - Karma: 4,650
what was yours before?
18 years ago
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
we shoudl all get our names changed for a day. itd be like halloween on newschoolers!
18 years ago
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
wow, that would be sweet. but imagine how long the mods would have work to do that for just the everyday 1 hr. + NSers...
18 years ago
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richards
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 11

change me!~!!!!!!!

18 years ago
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
I was wondering how this happened...
18 years ago
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
hahah
18 years ago
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
bahahahahhahahhaahahahahahhhahah
18 years ago
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus...
18 years ago
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Reptar
Posts: 1629 - Karma: 10
hahahah
18 years ago
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jacqui-la-fripui
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 12
the mods are the funniest people ever
18 years ago
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