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Damn...I suck

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eljefe
Posts: 916 - Karma: 499
dudes, I dunno what happened...but fuck. my girlfriend is out of town so thats out. My truck is in the shop so skiings out, my best friend is fucking HIS girlfriend in my guest room. So what do I do, I go and bowl 7 games bymyself. I bowled every game over 100, 2 over 160, and one game 181. Then I come home and decide to shotgun some beers, 3 to be exact, why not right? And now Im about to go downstairs and click into my skis that I mounted today and stand there...Damn. I Suck.
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
good thread but save it for you livejournal.
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
loser
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inthewoods
Posts: 1074 - Karma: 111
okay now I don't feel that bad
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pommes_vertes.
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 10
sounds like an exciting evening.
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
Dude you bowled SEVEN games by YOURSELF?
holy shit...
1)you've got mono.
2)you need good music and a good mood so you can get yourself the bright idea to let a wolverine in on your friend whos fucking in your guestroom.
you're welcome
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*Four*Zero*Six*
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 10
yeah that sounds like a breakdown man id prolly shoot myself if that happened to me ...
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~Joe~
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 57
go buy a blow up doll, and walk around town with it
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parkchilla
Posts: 445 - Karma: 12
eat some mushrooms!!!!!
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
wait if you had your truck you could go skiing? where the hell do you live that you could still ski, its like 75 degrees here in wisconsin. Anyways I recomend getting into some rediculous costume (such as a monkey suit or abe lincoln gettup) and run into your guest room
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
heres an idea.. when you bored, post about it!
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*DwC*
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 27
wow you must have a fun life
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Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,634
i would go smoeke a bowl and get some friends take a bike
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Damn dude, go bowling or for a bike ride.
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BReed
Posts: 284 - Karma: 56
Might want to change the sheets in the guestroom.
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258
get a job
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freestyler540
Posts: 13225 - Karma: 20,328
Go on myspace

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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
godam right you suck. Just remember, up he river, not across the bridge.
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
good advice. i'd listen to him
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eljefe
Posts: 916 - Karma: 499
Phew thanks guys, luckily I made it out alive.
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
did your guest bed make it out alive?
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DopeSauce
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 26
Wow. loser. But dont worry i do the click in and stand there all the time.
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