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Saftey Meetings: Mandatory.

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Ware
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I think these should be mandatory, as skiing the park can get a bit dangerous some times. Just mellow out with a saftey meeting and everything will be safe and smooth.
May 3 2007 4:31PM
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TBarnes
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^it's a good thing you travelled up to the mountain with such a safe group.
May 4 2007 5:01PM
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gaydar
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p.s its not just a west coast sessions thing, saftey meetings are pretty universal.
May 4 2007 9:23PM
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Ware
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haha that made me laugh
May 20 2007 10:54PM
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forfun
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Saftey first for all activities, but i think skiing especially there are a bunch of young kids and middle-aged gapers who dont stay safe.
May 20 2007 11:10PM
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LDowney
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NO, no, not really at all.
May 21 2007 10:08AM
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dilla_says_go
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woah are you guys talking about smoking the banja? that doesnt sound very safe. it must be an x-treme west coast thing that you do at your "sessions".
May 21 2007 10:24AM
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Worst.NS.Member
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With the insurance fiascos of late, you're more than bound to have to start attending some sort of safety briefing prior to shredding the gnar at any major mountain. In Amerikkka anyway.
May 21 2007 11:01AM
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casimiro
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this is a 15 year old joke, not just west coast sessions... good try tho guys
May 21 2007 2:44PM
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eheath
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I have never heard the term in my life. We just say "lets go smoke a bowl".
May 21 2007 2:55PM
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rodenski5
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Ummm why hasn't anyone mentioned the Theory 3 flick? You know, the one titled Safety Meeting, from like two years ago...
May 21 2007 3:17PM
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Ware
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haha yeah i hadnt heard it till the session either... just thought it was super funny.
May 21 2007 7:23PM
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TheButterHashira
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some places just clip your ticket for acting like a retard. the wierd ski instructors at my hill always tell me to get back on the slope or ill get ticket clipped but if your teaching 3 5 year old kids and your sitting on a lift i do not fear you
May 21 2007 8:37PM
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SeanK
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mandatory meetings are such a bad idea there sucha pain to have to got to if all you want to do is ski
May 23 2007 2:08PM
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Capurnicus
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It's not exclusive to anywhere anytime, saftey meetings are necessary throughout all aspects of life. Shit just gets dangerous sometimes, and when you feel shit's just a little out of hand, a little edgy, and you feel as though your saftey has been comprimised, then it's completely necessary to carry out the appropriate saftey procedures. I care about the saftey of me and my friends, and that's why I'm out there every day on the hill or on the trails or in your backyard making sure that everyone stays safe.
May 23 2007 2:39PM
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mski
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Haha Evan is right. If you dont got the speed to smoke your bowl bail for sure, and also realize smoking glass is for hippies.
Nov 6 2013 10:30AM
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STAUSS
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fuckin hippies.  papes or nothing. 
Nov 6 2013 10:37AM
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danbrown
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im tellin your mom ware
Nov 6 2013 11:49AM
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mooseman077
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Whats wrong with hippies? Bongs for the win though for sure. This is a funny bump...I guess I'd always known it as a safety meeting too. You gotta stay safe out there, the world will get ya.
Nov 6 2013 12:07PM
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mski
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It wasnt a stab at glass users, it was just being pointed out that makes you a hippie plan and simple.
Nov 6 2013 12:12PM
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*Nickdel*
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Safety meetings are key before any physical activity
Nov 6 2013 12:28PM
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Huck_Norris
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I love it when west coast stoner retards think nobody on the east coast has ever burned and nobody here is in on any weed lingo at all.
Nov 6 2013 12:51PM
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Benson.
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Except not.
Nov 6 2013 12:57PM
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CKpolicy
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thats a little harsh. read through, it was just a misunderstanding.
Nov 6 2013 1:22PM
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DeRizzo
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LOL @ THIS 6 YEAR OLD THREAD. NICE BUMP BRAH
Nov 6 2013 1:24PM
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SSteezle
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lol serious eheath
Nov 6 2013 2:23PM
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eheath
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lol john why didnt you listen to me

death by john ware from Evan Heath Visual on Vimeo.

Nov 6 2013 10:52PM
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Ware
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Are you kidding me? I totally bailed, i didnt have the speed. It was a saftey issue.
Nov 6 2013 10:55PM
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eheath
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hahah i guess i shouldve listened to myself
Nov 6 2013 10:56PM
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Goku
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I always have safety meetings
Nov 6 2013 11:04PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Just one of those videos that gets funnier every time you watch it.
Nov 6 2013 11:16PM
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Doc_Watson
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"Safety meetings are an important part of any good skiers day"-Stony the Tiger

just seemed appropriate to post something in this thread
Nov 7 2013 7:43PM
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CrotchKiller
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this was 6 years ago... It's a much more prominent phrase now
Nov 7 2013 8:07PM
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theabortionator
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Safety meeting have been around on the east coast for quite a while
Nov 7 2013 8:56PM
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theabortionator
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nice
Nov 7 2013 8:59PM
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STAUSS
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dogg.. this is a bump from SIX YEARS AGO. 
Nov 7 2013 9:00PM
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theabortionator
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I noticed. I mean I've known about them on the east coast before this thread and I doubt I was in the first group of east coast people to hear somebody call it a safety meeting. Probably my first year park crew at mount jore in 06/07. Safety is very important in terrain parks.
Nov 7 2013 9:11PM
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easiestEC
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true that man
Nov 7 2013 9:12PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Nov 7 2013 9:35PM
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joe_dirt
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i make meetings just like this every run.
Nov 7 2013 9:42PM
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Twinjibber77
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Quality bump
Nov 7 2013 10:32PM
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jibbinc.
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this is great
Nov 7 2013 11:38PM
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TheBigApple
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Who the fuck brings a bong up the ski hill?
Nov 7 2013 11:53PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
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i lold
Nov 8 2013 1:23AM
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Wackowells
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Safety greetings from down here in NZ
Nov 8 2013 3:12AM
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jassaf
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6 year bump

gotta get with the times and bring the flamethrower + dab rig to the mountain. not sure how casual of a safety meeting thats bout to be. about as casual as a houseparty with everyone tripping on dmt?
Nov 8 2013 4:36AM
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the.ghost
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Only ever heard it used in VT...and they are mandatory...especially if you have to go teach a group lesson to small children haha
Nov 8 2013 6:13AM
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the.ghost
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G-pen dude...you can take dabs on the fuckin shuttle, lift,where the fuck ever you are pretty much.. Most amazing development ever in ski safety..groundbreaking
Nov 8 2013 6:24AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Bro, your a loser if you dont,
Nov 8 2013 6:36AM
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D.Mac
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Once again, Skiing doesn't need Evan Hath Vaguals
Nov 8 2013 9:06AM
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CrotchKiller
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And what value do you hold to the skiing community?
Nov 8 2013 9:57AM
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