Cock Blockers

ok so heres the deal

i go camping on the weekend with a bunch of buddies, about 13 guys and 7 girls or so. so anywho were drinking some beers and just causeing some shit when we decide to go ride the gokarts.

so while im waiting for my turn this smoking chick walks by so im like yo baby whats up? and she like nothing nothing. and im like true, so whats your deal? too which she says my friends are looking for a few too party with. too which i say nice, swing by campsite 532 in about 7, 8, 9, 10 mins or so, she says will do.

see anywho 10 mins later we get booted off the gokarts for indangering too many lives, so back to the campsite we go, and sure enough the chicks waiting there with a few of her friends.

so me and her get talking, and before i know it about 3 hours have passed. so its seems like everything going while untill my FUCKING COCKBLOCKING friend keith comes over and stands like right out front of me and starts talking to my chick. i mean this guy literally stood beside me and started pushing the shoulder into me just to get a chance to talk to the girl. so to make things even worse he trys to like massage her ass and then gives her his number. man i was so fucking pissed i had to just walk away or i knew i was gonna smash his testicles with a hammer.

so anywho i go sit by the fire and funnel some beers while the cockblocker works on the chick that i should have had a forsure deal with.

so in about 10 mins the cockblocker fucked up his chances too, and all the hot chicks leave.

man i was pissed

i hate cockblockers.


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