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WTF.. bodily functions...

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PacificRimJob
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Okay, so for about the last 45 minutes i've been sitting here, I have made enough bodily noises to perform a freaking human orchestra...

My stomach is growling uncontrollably, but I'm not hungry (just ate like 3 pieces of cake, some cheezits, and a salad)


Whatever.. just thought I would share.. because I'm bored while editing...
Apr 23 2007 4:24AM
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supersteez420
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go take a shit and you'll fell better
Apr 23 2007 11:52AM
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SteezePatrol
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rub one out
Apr 23 2007 12:21PM
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killabees
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asl
*unzips pants*
daanm this threads getting kinkyy
Apr 23 2007 3:21PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Food poisoning, you're dead.
Apr 23 2007 3:33PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
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bhahahaha
Apr 23 2007 3:53PM
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xAtticusx
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ahahahahha sick
Apr 23 2007 3:55PM
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TheButterHashira
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excuse my ignorance but what does that mean?
does it mean wack it or what?
Apr 23 2007 3:56PM
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killabees
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are you four?
Apr 23 2007 3:59PM
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lyndon
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lol, hes actually 7
Apr 23 2007 4:04PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
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notice k2tanners signature. you might wanna change it after that comment
Apr 23 2007 4:10PM
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doritos
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I agree with Al Gore, but that signature is still hilarious. And how the hell do you not know what "rubbing one out" means? It's the official way to say masturbate pleasantly.
Apr 23 2007 4:45PM
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DYFI
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Just take a shit.  Honestly, you probably have to drop one without realizing it.
Apr 23 2007 4:55PM
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PacificRimJob
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Lol.. this was soo long ago..

I know I didnt need to shit though...

Apr 26 2007 12:14AM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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its because when you start digesting food in your stomach it makes grumbling sounds and wat not

sorry to ruin the fun.
Apr 26 2007 12:38AM
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leckett1
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hahahaa did you drink alot of apple juice by any chance? ive had this thing recently where ive been drinking a litre of apple juice a day and my body does the same thing. it also makes me feel really bloated and disgusting
Apr 26 2007 10:04AM
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ZavierV
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+1
Apr 26 2007 1:49PM
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hoodratz47
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could be yoour gall bladder exploding and dumping acid in your body and eating away at your vitals??
Apr 26 2007 2:09PM
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*Michael*
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wow. i do the exact same thing. drink apple juice all day. and feel sick before lax practice.

but im also lactose intolerant...hmm
w/e

Apr 26 2007 2:17PM
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killabees
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who datman in a black sadan with two cheap hookers and a mexican
Apr 26 2007 2:24PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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a strange new STD?
Apr 26 2007 3:27PM
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B-Wall
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Just go and Shit it all out
Apr 26 2007 3:40PM
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keystoner1
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correction 7 and a 1/2 jk man but ya seriously how hard is that one to figure out for him
Apr 26 2007 3:54PM
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MADr.
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no, its cause apple juice has a ton of sugar in it and that makes your blood sugar level swing much higher and lower than it is supposed to, which makes you feel like shit. theres no lactose in apple juice, only in dairy.
Apr 26 2007 4:00PM
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