I came home from my Afternoon Actvites which included the normalacy for the day thus is today, and there was no food! Now Usually I'm Reasonalbe about this but today i was rather Ravanous.
Now this was the after i had gotten back from the two block stroll from my neighboors house, on this particular afternoon the walk took 10 minutes, so using rationality it was no time to drive, unfortunately being rational when your this hungary is irational so i did an algebraic forumla in my head and decided i needed to go to wallgreens for some Monster and Comobs. On my strickity straight drive over I noticed the police were everywhere, pig to my left pig to my right everywhere a little Piggy, I took my last orner approcahing wallgreens, mhmmmm bagged snacks, they stared me back in the face i grabbed my loot and headed for the cashier, and there it was haus pig, chillin at the checkout, Boldly and out of some uncontrolable outburst i asked him why there was such a flrry of activity outside, and then for some reason he told me well its a pretty busy day for crime, lots of houses to bust tonight, the citation pad and pen is wamred up. I replied with a smile said to him "Justice", walked to my car and shivverdd.
I came to the obvious and rather rational thought that 4/20 may be the worst day for smoking, Is anyone elses town all up in your grill, becuase mine sure is. and its RETARTED!
ive decided to call it a day today, because well all i need to do is owe the state more money