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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
so my gf asked if i masturbated, and honestly, what do you say? can i get some help
Oompa
Jul 11 2003 11:37PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
say yes



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°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
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EMTAE FO LIFE!
Jul 11 2003 11:38PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
yeah dont lie about it, then if she finds out you were she will be even more pissed
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Jul 11 2003 11:40PM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
okay thanx guys

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Jul 11 2003 11:41PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
why would she be mad.. and is she dumb?? unless she gives u head 5times a day u will be masterbating...
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 11 2003 11:43PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
and she might find it sexy and get her in tha mood



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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
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EMTAE FO LIFE!
Jul 11 2003 11:44PM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Def. tell her yes, all girls know that allllll guys masturbate, she'd know that you were lying if you said no and wouldn't like that....

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Jul 11 2003 11:44PM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
yeah i'll tell her i need haed 5 times a day if she wants me to quit
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Jul 11 2003 11:44PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
are you 12, or 13?





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Jul 11 2003 11:48PM
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flanker
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she kboews you do
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Jul 11 2003 11:48PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
tiff alwase gives good advice.. shes a smart one
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 11 2003 11:50PM
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Tiffy
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Nah, I'm just your average chickie and I know other chickie's minds work the same way mine does.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Jul 12 2003 12:06AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
u should ask her if she does
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Jul 12 2003 12:09AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
^ good call. it'll buy you some time.


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Jul 12 2003 12:11AM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
i should, and btw i am 15 almost 16 its just that she is just 15 and i was her first kiss so like i feel weird talking about this stuff with her cuase she is a little prude, n e ways i told her that i do
Oompa
Jul 12 2003 12:13AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Well thanks... and depending on how long you've been with your chickie, i'd think twice bout asking her if she bates. If it's been a short while and she gets upset easily, she'll get super pissed at you and deny it, or she'll deny it and get quiet and akward... but if she's chill and easy going, ask away, just make sure you two are on a total comfort level before ya go askin the personal stuff.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Jul 12 2003 12:16AM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
thanx tiffy

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Jul 12 2003 12:17AM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
how long you've been with her won't make a big difference, there are two kinds of girls,
1. those you admit it
2. those that don't
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Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.
Jul 12 2003 12:19AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
if she gets pissed or whatever just tell her you think about her when you do it






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Jul 12 2003 12:20AM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
we been 'going out' for 3 weeks but we were practically going out for like 3 months b4 that just her parents wouldnt let her date till she turned 15
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Jul 12 2003 12:41AM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
'I was her first kiss'

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Jul 12 2003 12:45AM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
i dont see the humor in that quote, explain
Oompa
Jul 12 2003 12:47AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
seriously, was this post needed, ask your friends.







IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
Jul 12 2003 2:02AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
what if he doesn't have friends, you have to be sympathetic towards the socialy retarded kids....



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Jul 12 2003 2:09AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
yea, when you are not there and i cant stop thinking about you... well.. you know...


-I get head-
Jul 12 2003 2:18AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
of course you masturbate and most definetly she does,but only the chosen girls admit that they get off by themselves,get really comfortable around her then get off in front ot each other at the same time


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jul 12 2003 11:49AM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
i have this cool e-mail.. it asked personla stuff like who u like, how much u master bate, who u think of when u masterbate.. then after the person fills it out, it gets sent back to me.. so kick ass, i no everything about the chicks at my school now
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 12 2003 12:00PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
She's 15 and it was her first kiss?

Yo break her in son,

she wants to know more i bet you anything,


'I'm still Ugly'
Jul 12 2003 12:46PM
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