this happened this year when i was a freshman
a senior i know, who skis, is like, hey man whats up, we start talking i'm like, you know dude, i wanna drink tonihgt, and this kid had his own place with 3 others guys who were drop outs, drug dealers, etc. just regular party garbagemen, i get there and we had an unlimited amount of alc. for the night (i stole a half gallon of jager, and one of goose (never got around to the goose), so we pound shots like theres no tomorrow, we only had one shot glass, and his house is a fuckin dump, water is bad, there was no food, and all we had for chasers was a small amount of mt. dew, and a bunch of beer they called "the silver bullet" so you know i'm in for a hell of a night. i say why take 1 shot of jager at a time, versus 4! so i measure out 4 shots of jager in a cup, and down it. me and this wicked tiny, drop out emo kid, who i never thought could drink, is like good idea. he does the same thing, we did this twice. so thats 8 shots down in about 10 minutes. by now the mt. dew was gone for chaser, so we had beer. jager isn't bad to take alone so i had to deal with it. we were just doing random shots and i know i was at about 12 by then, and i was like, oh fuck i gotta check in with my parents. so i call them, drunk, and they're like uh can i speak to his dad, and i was like FUCK!. so i find some random kid who wasn't drinking and i was like, dude you gotta pretend your josh's dad. remember this kid lives alone, so i was fucked if they were like, we're picking you up fuck bag. luckily he pulled it off, hung up. i took the kids phone who i'd just called, and shut that shit off, put the battery in my pocket. no way in hell they were calling me tonight, they had no clue where i was.
this is where it gets fun. until then it was just me, some unsuspecting freshman, and 3 guys who were way older than me, so they get these girls to come over, alex, renae, and some other hoe, with an ugly face. alex was cool, i was sitting next to her for most of the night, while renae was gettin fucked in the other room, behind a door with no handle on it. so i get the good idea, i'm gonna throw cheezits in the hole. i get told to stop like 10 times, this kid comes out of the room, says "who the fuck was that" everyone points at me, and he buttons his pants, and dive tackles me on the couch. that sucked, but it was mad funny. by now its like 12 so niggas start to show up. 3 kids from my highschool are here, and they are like, lets smoke some weed, so i get up, and they're passin the bowl around, and i'm just confused as fuck (i'd never hit a bowl before) and they keep skipping me. so i leave, sit on the couch and play tony hawk with emo kid. then i notice, where is everyone. everyone hid on me, and i searched the house for them. i couldn't find shit.
i go outside and sit with alex, and this ugly girl. by now i had taken to calling alex "renae zelwigger" i dont know why i was just mad drunk so i was doing it. in all my life i've never smoked a cig, so i take it from alex, explain my situation, and drop it right on the floor. she just laughed and i waslike lollzzz renae zelwigger. your mad hot. she left the party shortly after
so now its just a bunch of guys, everyones pissed because the girls are gone, so the kid who owns the house leaves, find them, and goes hot tubbing. idk what happened next but some kid has a tin out, and is packing a lip. i'm like gimme that shit (2nd time ever trying it), and throw half the tin in my mouth, and just chew it. then the most horrible thing you will ever hear if your drunk. "GUT IT GUT IT" so i swallow half a tin of dip, and i was feeling so sick, i couldnt' do shit, about 5 minutes later, i stand up run outside, and throw up into the snow. it was so refreshing. next thing i know i'm standing by the kid who offered me dips car, and hes in the car talking to his mom. and wrench on the handle trying to get it open. the car alarm went off. he was high as shit and i was drunk, and i was like what the fuck what the fuck do i do. so i run to the door to go back inside, and its locked. eventually i get back in the house, and everyones back, (girls too) and everyones feeling good, and i'm just about passed out on the couch, and i feel a thud against my head. those fuckers were playing "lets hit brandon in the head with his shoe" they were throwing shoes at my head and i was drunk, and everytime it hit me i heard ITS GOOD! i'm pretty pissed now, and i made that game stop quick.
then some other kid, who was a junior is like, get off the couch. i'm lost at this point so i get off the couch, and lie on the floor. whole time i'd been taking more shots, drinking beers. i was new to the drinking scene, and right about now i passed out on the cold floor. it sucked
i must say that was most memorable party. not the most i've drank in a night but definately fun.