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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
This tread is for the weirdest place you've either slept,
passed out, or Woken up at....

For me the worst place i've ever spent a night was outside sleeping on the sidewalk of a bus station in montreal, and having your dad kick you to wake you up

the weirdest place i've ever pass out at was in the middle of a ski run in whistler, the hill up to staff housing, it's a long way, i knew i wasn't going to make it up, so i took a 'nap' lucky for me, some people left the bar later than me and woke me up, i could have froze it was winter,

and the worst place i've ever woken up at is out side on a log near staff housing (in the summer) i don't know how i got there, i walked home it the sun was coming up


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Jul 11 2003 5:11PM
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I've slept on a washer/dryer, in a jailcell and on the bathroom floor

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Jul 11 2003 5:22PM
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DrPepper
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I have never slept in a palace. but i would have to say the wierdest place i have ever slept was in the bed of my pickup. i had an air matress, sleeping bag, and my tonneau cover was down... it was grand...
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Jul 11 2003 5:25PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
the worst place i ever slept was sams moms bed.. dirty shit
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Jul 11 2003 5:27PM
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caylorswift
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ouch...


the weirdest place i slept was in the kitchen once. i got up for some chocolate milk and i fell asleep right there afteri drank it



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Jul 11 2003 5:36PM
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b-ladd
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on the floor. my life is boring
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Jul 11 2003 5:38PM
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Ghost
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the benches outside of wal-mart, then getting harrassed by bums telling me to get off their bench.

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Jul 11 2003 5:39PM
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Maximumsushi
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To make Craig's bustop sleep worse, his video camera, and packpack full of stuff was stolen just beforehand.
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Jul 11 2003 5:40PM
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DSpin_9
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i passed out beside a toilet.. I thought i fell asleep on the couch and woke up in my bed, but i suposetly passed out beside the toilet and my roomate and my friend dragged me to bed where i woke up not recalling going to the bathroom..
Jul 11 2003 5:41PM
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LifeJacket
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Oh and a bath tub once, that was bad


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Jul 11 2003 5:51PM
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Ds91260
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movie theater, middle of a golf course, up on the mountain above my house (late night nature hike), and in someones house that i dont know
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Jul 11 2003 5:55PM
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Lateralis
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the schools guidance consellors front yard


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Jul 11 2003 5:57PM
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skier_boy26
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wierdest was when i slept outside on a bench in front of a bus station in morocco. i passed out wit my head on the toilet on a hot day after throwing up, and waking up like in these woods next to my old house, i guess ill never know how i got there
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Jul 11 2003 6:29PM
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flanker
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Came home drunk one night, couldn't get in the house, didnt want to wake parents.
Went to bed in our boat in the garage. Used my motorcycle cover for a blanket and a life jacket for a pillow.
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Jul 11 2003 6:47PM
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cj
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ive woken up countless times in homes where i dont know who they are and why im there. i just grab my shit and leave quickly.

I usulay make it to a bed somehow. i dont usulay know where i am when i wake up. these things kinda just work out for me...



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Jul 11 2003 7:05PM
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mammothpunks
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i woke up at 3 am on a bench in a locker room at Cayon lodge once. I walked outside and tried to open a gondola to sleep in but it wouldnt open so i walked 4 miles home


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Jul 11 2003 7:06PM
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cj
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oh ya. ive done the bath tub. its disturbing wakeing up in a 1/2 full bath with all your clothes on.


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Jul 11 2003 7:06PM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
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naked in my friends overflowing bathtub with puke all over myself with 3 girls staring at me.
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Jul 11 2003 7:10PM
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b-ladd
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^that must have sucked
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Jul 11 2003 7:13PM
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dpoiii
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ya that's a good way not to score
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Jul 11 2003 7:35PM
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chris_01
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greens are actually pretty comfy, they are nice and fuzzy like a teddy bear
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Jul 11 2003 7:39PM
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SaraJ
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passed out on the toilet once. weirdest place I've ever woken up is prolly in the hall of a cruise ship or in my boat (which we keep outside with a cover on)...I sleep walk. yeah.

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Jul 11 2003 8:33PM
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ductapeboy
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one time I fell asleep on some steps in whistler, then I woke up several hours later and matt harvey was sleeping right beside me on the stairs. it was fucked up.


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Jul 11 2003 9:20PM
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crimson1080
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I'd have to say waking up on the counter of the rental shop of my ski hill with my back on fire from taking all the skin off it trying a backfip off the table the previous night while ludicrously drunk. That was good times, especially when my lesson walked in and i was putting a can of spray on bandaid on my back.

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Jul 11 2003 9:33PM
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the SFU study lounge with about 15 other people after a IN the Haze premear in vancover haha loka$h uses a law book for a pillow how ironic

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Jul 11 2003 9:42PM
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*Neil
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i fell asleep on my friends tits, then i remeber waking up on a love cowch like prativly ontop of some other guy... i hope he didnt take advantig of my passed out ness...
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Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 11 2003 11:41PM
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AJ_concepts
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i slept on my hamock (sp.) the other night, and i paid for it, i got eaten alive by the misquitos, hope i dont get west nile
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Jul 11 2003 11:43PM
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Tiffy
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I slept in my pool once, that was kinda fun, i was half on a raft, half not. and once I fell asleep on some stairs in a hotel i was staying at, but the stairs were 2 levels up from my room... not really sure bout that, don't member how I got there. and after a 22 hour flight I fell asleep curled up in a ball on a train seat.

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Jul 11 2003 11:55PM
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west
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weirdest place i ever slept was a raft thingy in my friends pool.....or there was this one night, lets just say my friends and i were um...baked stupid, and I climbed into a 20oz. pepsi bottle, and fell asleep. when i woke up i was really just on teh sofa with a pepsi bottle in my hand

weirdest place i ever woke up was one year on the beach, we got hammered, and i woke up at like 4am, standing up talking to a bunch of homeless people around a burn barrel





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Jul 11 2003 11:57PM
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ski_gurl
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Weirdest place i slept was on a water trampoline, and the Weirdest place i have woken up was in my friends bathtub
Jul 12 2003 12:10AM
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BeckaSki
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Weirdest place I've slept: right next to some Anasazi Granaries at the bottom of the Grand Canyon on a full moon night. The hike to the granaries is up this crazy ledge that drops about 70 feet into some bushes and sand, as does the ledge that the granaries are on.

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Jul 12 2003 12:23AM
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l_KeViN_l
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I've had some weird experiences with waking up in odd places.
I passed out in a field I guess and woke up the next day when the sprinklers came on.
In my cousins bathtub (never been that sore)
and in a canoe at a party when I had nowhere to sleep

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Jul 12 2003 12:51AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
-Sand bunker on a golf course
-Train platform, only to wake up surrounded by the GFF (Gordon Freedom Fighters-some crazy wog gang)



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Jul 12 2003 1:24AM
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teresak2
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piss drunk and passed out outside my friends hotel room. a cleaning lady woke me up. and ive slept in bathtubs too.

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Jul 12 2003 1:54AM
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quebecfreestyler
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your mom's bed


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Jul 12 2003 1:56AM
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rhcp
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ive never passed out, but the weirdest place ive woken up was lying in the woods in the middle of a nantucket campground

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Jul 12 2003 11:37AM
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SaraJ
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sleeping in bathtubs can be okay if they're long enough. Otherwise, it sucks, and your neck will usually hurt afterwards.

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Jul 12 2003 12:27PM
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cj
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middle of roads - but that dosent count cus im usually only out for 10-15mins max.


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Jul 12 2003 12:29PM
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LOOKING SO CRAZY IN LOVE!!!







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Jul 12 2003 12:36PM
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LifeJacket
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Another story comes to mind,


Last summer i worked as a cook for a Camp in whistler,
no not a ski camp and ESL Camp, called Tamewood

anyways, the counclers, wheren't aloud to drink or anything all summer,

so at the end of summer party, i'm talking up an 18 year
old chick from mexico, and she really hot, ....... booze, time goes by, she writes her room number on my hand,

and we go different ways to enjoy the party,

so my friend Dez, ends up pick up a counclers too,

we try to go to there building,

so i knock on the chicks door, no anwser, so i wallk into the room, nobodys there, ???

anyways i go meet up with my buddy Dez, he went up stairs to another appartment, I walk in and i see like 10 people passed out on the floor in the living room, a big group hug or something anyways, i climb over a few bodies and i try to wake the chick up, but she wasn't having it ya know? So i end up going back to her room, waking up alone, and wondering where the fuck i was, and how i got there,

that was messed up,

so i wander over to the water ramps still drunk, i told my story to Tobin, and i passed out in a chair,

i miss whistler


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Jul 12 2003 12:40PM
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404404
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I tryed to go to sleep on stop a some vending mechines in my church once, it was to dusty.




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Jul 12 2003 1:13PM
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1212j5j5
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dude, it was your moms bed, all the used condoms and shit, what a wacko place.
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Jul 12 2003 4:36PM
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I feel asleep in the middle of a field next to a lake. And another time i slept outside on the first cold day of the year in my sleepy bag and ski stuff. That rocked.
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Jul 12 2003 4:58PM
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dylhole
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on some bushes in whistler village. being a bum sucked..



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Jul 12 2003 6:11PM
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newschooler14
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I cant think of the wierdest place I have slept at but the wierdest place I have woken up was at this one girls house where I had never been before and i barely knew her and forgot her name. I like passed out pretty early and people just kind of forgot about me in the other room and at the end of the night when everyone was leaving this party her and a her friends tried to drive me home but i was like to beligerent to give directions so i just woke up the next morning in her room it was crazy. I didnt find out what actually happened till like 2 weeks later.

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Jul 12 2003 7:38PM
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cj
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my buddys littles sisters bed was also weird to wake up in...god im glad she wasent home...ahahha...i wokr up to harry potter posters stairing at me. i couldnt figgure where the fuck i was.


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Jul 13 2003 12:27AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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id say this one kid in my schools moms bed, no joke. i woke up and i was in his moms bed, and she slept on the couch downstairs. twas pretty akward.

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Jul 13 2003 12:35AM
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MARIAH
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at hippie camp i woke up in the 16 year old boy's teepee on top of this kid who i allegedly' liked'..it was bad
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Jul 13 2003 12:48AM
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MARIAH
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actually at that same camp i woke up on top of the boys shower house...because there isnt a ceiling just bars.
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Jul 13 2003 12:49AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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ya umm a weird one was... I woke up on a friend of a friends floor once, (sounds normal) I used this stuffed black baby seal animal thing as a pillow. I woke up with his cat stareing at me and so I got up and when I looked at the seal it was clear that his cat had been a little 'friendly' with the stuffed animal so ya. waking up on a stuffed animal with cat jizz on it was definitly weird and gross.
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Jul 13 2003 5:14AM
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