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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
Every time I go to the beach I draw a big ass circle around my chairs/umbrella/board/stuff. it's interesting to see who goes out of their way to walk around the circle, not through it as if it's some voodoo to walk through it. adults tend to go around and little kids are two oblivious to notice.
Apr 12 2007 4:25PM
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HEYLADY
Posts: 572 - Karma: 9
i say potato all the time
Apr 12 2007 4:27PM
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MistaFab
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my left testical has slighly more hair then the right
Apr 12 2007 4:28PM
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Bini.
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im trying to write a paper on the 2nd amendment thats due tomorrow, but im getting distracted every minute.

Apr 12 2007 4:29PM
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Sno.
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I call people Ricky a lot.

it started with calling people "Ricky Retardo", like from i love lucy (Ricky Ricardo).

but then i just shortened it to Ricky. It's weird, cause people dont know where its from but they never question it, or react the wrong way.

I've found that you can choose whatever word you want, and replace it with another, and if you say it right, with enough confidence, no one questions it.
Apr 12 2007 4:29PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
i have a cat named mittens.

and pterodactyls were the coolest dinosaurs
Apr 12 2007 4:32PM
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Mod
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Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Apr 12 2007 4:32PM
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killabees
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the dinosour in rugrats was named reptar
Apr 12 2007 4:33PM
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timmi
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tornadoes are the number one killer amungst people stuck in tornadoes.

Apr 12 2007 4:41PM
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Troutbum.
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fuck ya dude.
Apr 12 2007 4:42PM
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miroz
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i have a cat named tater tot
Apr 12 2007 4:46PM
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akerbacker
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Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Apr 12 2007 4:47PM
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Mod
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Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injection?
Apr 12 2007 4:48PM
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STREETS
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The legal age of an infant under the canadian aviation regulations is 2 years.
Apr 12 2007 4:50PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
lol not glass? or is that hurricanes?

Apr 12 2007 4:50PM
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BMskier
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i want money
Apr 12 2007 4:55PM
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lushlaxstr
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HALT! I AM REPTAR! HALT I AM REPTAR!
Apr 12 2007 4:56PM
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RastaSkier9
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That is a GOOD FUCKING QUESTION
Apr 12 2007 4:59PM
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zylstra
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                    penis
Apr 12 2007 5:03PM
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Eazy_Eags
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Having lacrosse practice in the freezing rain is a waste of time
Apr 12 2007 5:16PM
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Tom.
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okay... so this isnt my idea but a kid i know thought it up.

There are an infinitie amount of numbers, and every number has a name, just some numbers are too high to use so we refer to them mathmatically as stuff like 1x10^100,000^100,000^100,000. But that is only an equation to give you an idea of how big the number is. Those numbers still have a name, even if it hasent been confirmed yet. Since there are an infinite amount of numbers, there are an infinite amount of names for those numbers. This means that every word is also a number. For example, "chair" could be the name for the number 1x10^100,000^100,000^100,000^1,000, while the word "tittyfuckingpisseater" could represent the number 1x10^100,000^10,000. So if you had a chair and ten dollars, you would have 1x10^100,000^100,000^100,000^1,000+10$.
Apr 12 2007 5:32PM
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pns513
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i call my friend potato head and he hates it
Apr 12 2007 5:33PM
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slimbruddah
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I once had a very interesting fact...
Apr 12 2007 5:38PM
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artfullydodged
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couldn't you just make up a new word ending in "illion"?
Apr 12 2007 5:41PM
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Tom.
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we already have numbers that dont end in "illion"

Apr 12 2007 5:45PM
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J.Bass
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why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Apr 12 2007 5:48PM
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Mod
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Aha nice one
Apr 12 2007 5:49PM
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pns513
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all ya'all are a bunch of nappy hair hoes
Apr 12 2007 5:51PM
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derick
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i just took a big shit.and i think i have to go wipe my ass agian,im not sure if i got it all off...i feel wetness
Apr 12 2007 5:51PM
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TheQuailman
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its friday the 13 tmrw
Apr 12 2007 5:52PM
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pns513
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that sucks
Apr 12 2007 6:52PM
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JacJacqu
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I hate summer, your balls get stuck to your thigh from sweat and you get swamp ass also.
Apr 12 2007 7:01PM
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Sno.
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this made me laugh..."if you had a chair..."
Apr 12 2007 7:01PM
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Sno.
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this made me laugh harder...
Apr 12 2007 7:02PM
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Nakas
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i thought about that when i was a kid word
Apr 12 2007 7:03PM
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AwR
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i really dig the circle thing. I work with kids so im going to do that from now on.


You ever think about all the underground shit in the united states. I mean at my school supposedly we once had a swimming pool and all year ive been looking for random doors that would take me to it. And i live in kalispell, think of all the hidden shit in like Virginia or Delaware, i really do love movies like National Treasure.

Another thing about school, just fucking think how more stoked youd be if school was like an adventure. Meaning to get to your Art class you would have to jump off of a 35 foot cliff into water and swim past crocodiles to get there. Then its time for Calculus so you have to climb up tree vines that are on fire while crazy tribes people try to cook you for supper.
Apr 12 2007 7:16PM
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Piste.Off
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why do girls go the bathroom in pakcs of 10?
Apr 12 2007 7:29PM
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unchyll
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i found a pack of peach prime times at 711 at 3:00 am
it was a steal
Apr 12 2007 7:32PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
i just took a massive dookie and it smells nasty fresh
Apr 12 2007 7:42PM
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Lineskiah11
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i have an english research paper on joseph heller due tomoro and i have no motivation to finish it so its taking me like half a day
Apr 12 2007 7:46PM
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BkCountrySkrMO2
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i'm going to france on an exchange program tommorow, but all i can think about is how excited i am for summer sessions
Apr 12 2007 7:52PM
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Sno.
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i got a 500 dollar north face jacket off ebay for 71 bucks. received it today and its everything i thought it could be and more.
Apr 12 2007 7:58PM
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alh10
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i have a kitty named kitty
Apr 12 2007 8:07PM
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sack
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I have to go make dinner now... and it will probably involve pasta.
Apr 12 2007 8:26PM
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STACKS
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i gave skiierman a beer
Apr 12 2007 8:27PM
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errrka
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i'm trying to figure out how to draw the citcles of apollonius
Apr 12 2007 8:30PM
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lushlaxstr
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latin day tomorrow
Apr 12 2007 9:41PM
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UNREAL
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Matisyahu makes kickass music, and is still a hatdcore orthodox jew
Apr 12 2007 9:59PM
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Lax_Bro40
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i want to go to university of denver for college... alot
Apr 12 2007 10:04PM
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Reonic
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i really......like really, need a gf
Apr 12 2007 10:14PM
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doublexl
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i dont no.
Apr 12 2007 10:46PM
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