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skipillager
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CHEM & PHYSICS Teacher's making out!!!!!

Uhh. It was sooo awkward...

I had to tutor this chick in chemistry, and as I walk into the classroom, they're all up on each other. And I thought my chem teach was married.. Maybe I was wrong?? =\
Apr 11 2007 4:11PM
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Sno.
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oh my god!!!!!! blackmail, good grades for life.
Apr 11 2007 4:12PM
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skipillager
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^ Hmm. Would it actually work??

Maybe?.........
Apr 11 2007 4:13PM
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skijunkiedtm
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if your chem teacher is married black mail for some good grades
Apr 11 2007 4:13PM
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killabees
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get em fired for sexual harrasment, say they were trying to suduce you
Apr 11 2007 4:15PM
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Shpadoinkle
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they must have a lot of chemistry. hahaha.
Apr 11 2007 4:16PM
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Shpadoinkle
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hahahahahaha doesn't everyone? i was actually thinking of fez from that's 70s show when i typed that.
Apr 11 2007 4:19PM
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Shpadoinkle
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that**
Apr 11 2007 4:20PM
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pns513
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blackmail
that would be so awesome if you could get good grades and not do anything
Apr 11 2007 4:20PM
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skipillager
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But wouldn't black mail be creepy?

I mean it's weird now. Cuz they know I know. It makes me feel all sneeky and coniving though because I can take it to my advantage in a way..
Apr 11 2007 4:24PM
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Sno.
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no way man. you just dont say much. you dont study for the test. and when she gives you a D, you go to her and say "i think you meant an A"...

and then if she acts confused you say *cough*billnye*cough*


or whatever your teachers name is...
Apr 11 2007 4:25PM
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skipillager
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HAHHA... Oh God. I think I like it..

That gives me till the end of May.. So I'll be doing shitall and getting the marks for it? Dayumnn.
I think I'll go for first names in class too from time to time. Unless that pushing it.. ?

Nice one with the "Billnye" though. :P
Apr 11 2007 4:35PM
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Sno.
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definite first names!
Apr 11 2007 4:36PM
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skipillager
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Righteous... =D
Apr 11 2007 4:38PM
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cobra_commander
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I am preety sure black mail would nto work. all the teacher has to say is if you say anything you fail.
Apr 11 2007 4:44PM
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zylstra
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Are they like really old??

cause that'd just make it fuckin hilarious....
Apr 11 2007 4:52PM
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Sno.
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yeah right!

the teacher blackmailing YOU!?

you could get them fired immediately
Apr 11 2007 4:53PM
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JAYTRON
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if she tells, teacher's lose their jobs and thats a lot worse then failing one class. plus they won't beable to fail her once they are fired. Best bet is not taking complete advantage and just asking for a couple bonus points here or there.

Apr 11 2007 4:55PM
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andrewg
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Apr 11 2007 7:03PM
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miroz
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ewww, scarred for life?
Apr 11 2007 9:06PM
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skipillager
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Haha no. They're in their early or mid 30's I belive.
Apr 11 2007 9:10PM
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skipillager
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haha.. actually it's sorta making me laugh now...
Apr 11 2007 9:11PM
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artfullydodged
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you should've whipped out the phone and taken a pic, than you could really balck mail them by saying they were making ametuer film
Apr 11 2007 9:15PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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wow i can see that you have some good shit on your teachers
Apr 11 2007 11:03PM
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mothaeast
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my math and science teacher got married, i'm sure they fucked somewhere in the classroom, their rooms are right next to each other.
Apr 11 2007 11:07PM
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r.w
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i saw blackmail for grades, after you fuck with their heads.
Apr 11 2007 11:08PM
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user098123
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you blackmail them, they fail you...do you have the guts to tell? If you do, they lose their job. Then they file blackmail charges on you (which is illegal) and you get fucked.
Apr 11 2007 11:09PM
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Sno.
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they cant fail you just for blackmailing them. they could turn you in, but then they'd just in-turn be turning themselves in, and they'd get fired. so they wouldnt turn you in. they'd either hook you up with grades, or call your bluff and just grade you as you deserve based on academic performance
Apr 11 2007 11:13PM
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user098123
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no, but you dont do anything and they dont listen to your blackmail, you fail.

After you fail, you tell about the sexual harassment or whatever, they get fired.

You still failed.

They are mad at you for getting them fired, they go to court and file blackmail charges.

You still fail and you get charged with blackmail.
Apr 11 2007 11:16PM
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Quinn
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Ummmmmmmmmmm....no.
Apr 11 2007 11:19PM
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2+2=5
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did you tell anyone yet?
Apr 11 2007 11:23PM
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xAtticusx
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oh lalal chem and physics.....some major connection there eh
Apr 11 2007 11:24PM
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skiierman
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Hahaha, that's sweet. You should have joined them and made them feel really awkward.
Apr 12 2007 12:19AM
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K2skipunk
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thank god for me not walking in on our chem and physics teachers, both older men...ewwww
Apr 12 2007 12:32AM
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Lé.Skiing
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just confront them and be like look are you guys not allowed to do that? cause if you arent i think i deserve some good grades... cause i'm pretty sure that if i dont get an A my toung(sp?) might slip... thats what i'd do
Apr 12 2007 12:38AM
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holyDINOSAURS
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BBAAAAHAHAHAHA
Apr 12 2007 1:12AM
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aja_kiki
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DO IT.
Apr 12 2007 11:02AM
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derbski
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do you have any other witnesses, otherwise, if you threaten blackmail, they could just say that if you tell other people what you saw, they will say that you are lying, and you will get in trouble for making shit up about teachers
Apr 12 2007 12:59PM
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japie99
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agreed, thats what i would do if i was them
Apr 12 2007 1:10PM
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skipillager
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BLACKMAIL.
Like... OH EMMM GEE.

I did it today. I completely forgot I had a chem test a couple days ago, & when we got them back today, I had a stinckin 59.

After everyone left.. I went to go talk to my teach,.. & asked if there's anything which could be done about my grade. The answer was no, & so I hintend at what I knew, & asked how the relationship was goin. Now wasn't THAT awkward. BUT. It effing WORKED!

I got a steamin' 88. Now that's a hella better.
But I sorta feel guilty, I won't lie.
Apr 18 2007 7:20PM
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grams.
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haha the science guy!
Apr 18 2007 7:21PM
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HHB
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yeah i know at my school teachers cant be married to eachother cause of a conflict of interest so dating is the same thing. so if they threaten that be like, how would you like to lose your job...
Apr 18 2007 7:26PM
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[~_~]
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at least you didn't walk in on your biology teacher and the janitor (both old and wrinkley)
Apr 18 2007 7:32PM
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Corkster
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sit at the back of the class and everytime the teacher looks at you get a big smile on your face and give em a thumbs up.
Apr 18 2007 7:35PM
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Greenish
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thats sick
Apr 18 2007 7:37PM
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*monsterskier*
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ewwww.. are u serious..that's nasty..
Apr 18 2007 7:38PM
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