dude, jack sparrow is a badass indeed but nothing compared to aragorn, legolas, gimli, merry, pippin, eomer, faramir, boromir or gandalf or sam, or fuckin frodo man, also alex, yeah tony montana would kick their ass cuz as we all know 'when you fuck with tony montana, your fuckin with the best!!'
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck
'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'
'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson