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Pick Up Lines

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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
Ok A wile back there was a pick up line thread that had sum really good once.. the best pick up lines from it were:
-My love for u is like dieria.... I just cant hold it in.
-Excuse me, I just lost my puppy, i think it went into that cheap motel over there. Can u come help me find it?

So ya.. Drop any others u no!

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 9 2003 6:00PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
-that shirts very becoming on you, if i were on you id be cumming too
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Jul 9 2003 6:17PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Hey little girl, got all your pernament teeth?


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Founder of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Jul 9 2003 6:24PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
nice shoes!....wanna fuck?
Seize the carp
Jul 9 2003 6:34PM
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newschooljibber
Posts: 274 - Karma: 11
My favorite from the old thread was
'Did it hurt?'
'Did what hurt?'
'When you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Do us a favor and put a bag over your face!'

Jul 9 2003 7:01PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
I got this one from Doggy Fizzle:
-Damn girl, you look like yous about to drop any day now. When's the baby due?
Girl: I ain't pregant
-You wanna be?
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Jul 9 2003 7:41PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
-Do you take it up the ass?

-Show me your pussy!

-Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said 'come.'
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 9 2003 8:04PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
hey baby, lets get pregnified



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°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
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Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club
Jul 9 2003 8:06PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
my friend's sister is on doggy fizzle.

here's a line: (looking at your penis while talking to a girl) this thing's not going to suck itself.
-chris
Jul 9 2003 8:07PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
hey girl, how bout u help me get my wang mouthified.

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'I don't get girl-girl relationships. Except the pay-per-view kind.'' - EastCoastPride

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jul 9 2003 8:25PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.


Would you like freedom fries with that?




Jul 9 2003 8:26PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i bet ya 10 bucks i cant fit my dick in ure mouth.


'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus
I think i'm going crazy...
Jul 9 2003 8:37PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
-hey baby how about a pizza and a fuck?
then if she slaps you, finish it off with
- what u don't like pizza beyotch?

.. this one always works though..
-excuse me, is that semen in your hair?


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Jul 9 2003 9:14PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
do u have grazny panties on? Cuz i sure would like to get into your grannys panties
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 9 2003 9:54PM
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ReggaeConcept
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 15
*sitting at a crowded bar*

'hey baby, take a seat on my lap. we'll discuss the first thing that pops up'


Remember you were born a human being
Not a part of their machine
Jul 9 2003 11:55PM
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ReggaeConcept
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 15
*sitting at a crowded bar*

'hey baby, take a seat on my lap. we'll discuss the first thing that pops up'


Remember you were born a human being
Not a part of their machine
Jul 9 2003 11:55PM
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ReggaeConcept
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 15
www.linesthataregood.com


Remember you were born a human being
Not a part of their machine
Jul 9 2003 11:55PM
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ReggaeConcept
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 15
www.linesthataregood.com


Remember you were born a human being
Not a part of their machine
Jul 9 2003 11:56PM
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ReggaeConcept
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 15
shit, 2 double posts. those were both accidents


Remember you were born a human being
Not a part of their machine
Jul 9 2003 11:56PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
ppl that sapm


'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus
I think i'm going crazy...
Jul 9 2003 11:56PM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
First reach back and grab the tag of their shirt then say: Just like I thought, made in heaven.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Jul 9 2003 11:59PM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize.


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'man id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
Jul 9 2003 11:59PM
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mogulbarron
Posts: 419 - Karma: 11
best 3
1) play the fonz with the good old ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
2}is that a keg in your pants cause I want to tap your ass
3)you no how they say you are wat you eat? well tommorow mouning I'm gonna be u
'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.
Jul 10 2003 12:01AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
at a bar..

'hey are you going to walk to your car by yourself later? I'll be over here watching you all night.'

just random
'i like you'


IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
Jul 10 2003 12:02AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
just remember, blink twice for stop...
-Pat
WBP|films

Long Live Tim
and
Long Live The King
Jul 10 2003 12:14AM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
Posts: 704 - Karma: 10
how bout...

your response-so ya wanta come to my house later for some pizza and sex?
girls response- what?
your response- what ya dont like pizza
Math Team Films represent!!!
Jul 10 2003 5:33PM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
Posts: 704 - Karma: 10
want an australian kiss?
its like a french kiss but down under.
Math Team Films represent!!!
Jul 10 2003 5:34PM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
Posts: 704 - Karma: 10
ever kiss a rabit between the ears?
-pull out pockets
nows your chance.
Math Team Films represent!!!
Jul 10 2003 5:35PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
you must be a parking ticket cause u got fine written all over you !
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^ sounds like more pointless posting^


snonasty is my hero
Jul 10 2003 5:37PM
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Shiznit
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
-(girl) do you work for UPS?
(guy) no y?
(girl) cuz i think i just saw u checking out my package.

-Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

-I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

-My name's your nameThat's so you know what to scream.

-The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's go back to my place and spread the word

-Do you wanna lick my tongue?

-You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.

-love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

-Can you lick your nipples? No. Can I?

-Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?

-Stare at her until she says 'What!?!') It isn't just gonna suck itself.

and im spent...
Jul 10 2003 10:53PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
Times like this i wish i was toillet paper, so i could wipe your pussy
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 11 2003 12:08PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
lets pick up some barbeque and get busy

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'Regular tastes kinda tangy, the supreme is sour and diesel tastes pretty good.'
-Trailer Park Boys
Jul 11 2003 12:28PM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
Posts: 704 - Karma: 10
nice 221
Math Team Films represent!!!
Jul 11 2003 4:29PM
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