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ductapeboy
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yea so... we keep our garbage in the washroom in our house... cuz we can't put it outside or the bears will eat it..... any ways... we are all sitting here watching tv and we hear a sound from the washroom.... so we are like... who is that? we didn't hear anyone come in... so we open the door and turn on the lights... and there sitting on the garbage is a racoon! he bolts for the window just as I grab the broom. so I poke the fucker and he dives for it. he landed right on the concrete, and it is like 15 feet down. but he was fine. and thats my story about the racoon in the house.


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Jul 5 2003 4:23AM
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Jackpot
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brilliant, just brilliant

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Jul 5 2003 8:28AM
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rhcp
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racoons...those things scare the shit out of me...mainly because the only ones ive seen in the wild have rabies

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Jul 5 2003 11:34AM
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quebecfreestyler
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what about sdtacey hating you cause you hurted the cute little racoon???

next time it happens, she should tame those monsters and make an army to take over whistler.. yea, that's it we take over whistler...


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Jul 5 2003 11:35AM
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.Moneen.
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thats funny
Jul 5 2003 11:35AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i want to kill one right now

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Jul 5 2003 11:37AM
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gambino500014
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did cedric piss himself in fear?
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Jul 5 2003 11:39AM
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*Neil
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Watch out.. next time your sitting on a ledge that racoon is gonna get back at you.
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Jul 5 2003 11:40AM
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Ds91260
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u shoulda nabbed that fucker, killed it and stuffed it in a scary, jump at u postition, and put it behind a chair in ur girlfriends house so that u can see the front part of its body, then when she saw it she would have gone crazy
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Jul 5 2003 1:08PM
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quebecfreestyler
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i was too lazy too go and see the little monster.. i arrived a bit too late, dave had already throw the racoon out of the house and when we ent to see it running away.. well i arrived to late again and that little focker already ran




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Jul 5 2003 1:31PM
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mattster
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one time i filled a supersoaker with bleach and shot one off my deck like 20 feet to the ground i got it right in the ass then it turned and i smoked its eye

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Jul 5 2003 2:44PM
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P-JO
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One time I was driving home at night and a raccoon ran out in front of my car and I didn't even react to it so it got splatered on my left tire. I felt kinda bad but oh well. Yeah but good story.


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Jul 5 2003 2:45PM
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*Neil
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I was eating brekfast with my grandparents on there are padiow, and 2 squrrals started to fuck 5feet from us
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Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 5 2003 2:47PM
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Natedawg
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One time, I had a pet racoon. It's mother was killed in a car accident. It used to hang out on my shoulder sometimes until one day it tried to bite my ear off and I fired the little falker nose first into the driveway. Then he was really pissed so he tried to attack my dad but my dad smells funny so the racoon gave up and ran away.

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Jul 5 2003 2:52PM
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icecreamsandwich
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the raccoon in our house was interesting. i did feel bad when dave made it fly off the roof...but then i remembered that raccoons kinda scare me so i was ok with it..i still felt a little bad though. yes.

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Jul 5 2003 2:56PM
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doghoy
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i shot a racoon once, it died

'All I have in this world is my balls,and my word,and I don't break em' for no one,jou understand?' -Scarface
Jul 5 2003 3:32PM
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Diabhal
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Once i heard a noise outside on my porch, i thought it was just my dog but i went and loked anyway. I saw my dog... with a racoon attached to his face. And this racoon was pissing all over my dog. My dog was yelping and the racoon just kept on pissing. I took a broom and pried the little bastard of my dog and two more racoons came up on to the porch just as soon as the other came off. I was like OH SHIT, so i grabbed my dog and draggged him inside. that was my biggest mistake, because let me tell you racoon pee smells really bad and it's so hard to get rid of the smell so now my hand and most of the house was smelling like racoon pee. It was awful
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Jul 5 2003 5:41PM
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Lateralis
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i had a coon in my house about a year ago,before i could catch him in the act i seen him running across the street with my tv


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Jul 6 2003 1:12PM
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miss_hevern87
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i had a family of racoons living in my playhouse out back last su mmer...it was crazy sh it.


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Jul 6 2003 1:26PM
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Ghost
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hahaha lateralis. you should've napped that coon!

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Jul 6 2003 1:30PM
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Lateralis
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i could only see his eye balls and his teeth so i couldnt get a police sketch done


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jul 6 2003 2:00PM
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doghoy
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damm that really sucks

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Jul 6 2003 9:55PM
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SaraJ
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hehe, we used to leave our kitchen door open at night if it got hot out to let cool air in. Well, we have 4 cats, and so there is always cat food on our deck and in our kitchen on the counter. One night, I guess 3 raccoons came and ate the food off the deck, then wanted more and came into the house. I came downstairs to get some water, and I saw them eating the catfood on the counter. I was so freaked out and pissed cause like a year before then, the asses had eaten and killed a litter of baby rabbits. I screamed, and woke my parents up while I grabbed a roll of paper towels and started hitting at them. When I finally scared em onto the deck, I kicked one of em really hard into the yard. I feel kinda bad about it now, but they deserved it.

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Jul 7 2003 1:12AM
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B-Wald
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dave..beautiful story..

diabhal..that was also a great stroy..'i saw my dog... with a racoon attached to its face'...hahaha..

i was campin once..and sittin around the fire..a baby racoon came and was rummagin through our garbage..so we shooed it away..later..i was walkin kinda by the woods..and a fucken racoon barked at me..it was outta control..well i think it was a racoon..it was pretty dark..and i was real tired..but it scared the shit outta me..
moral of the story is..racoons can bark..if it was a racoon..
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Jul 7 2003 1:25AM
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stixonmtholly
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coon stew anyone???
Jul 7 2003 1:23PM
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kristen
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I don't like that story... poor racoon :( a raccoon once ate half my cat. She didn't like it.

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Jul 7 2003 1:54PM
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mattster
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bleach is the answer man !!!!
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Jul 7 2003 7:45PM
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doghoy
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i felt it was a wonderful story :)

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Jul 7 2003 9:53PM
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