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Skiing lines [kinda like pickup lines]
-skiing is like marrige if you dont commit yourself your not gonna make it
-i'll nose slide your box if you lip slide my rail
those are two i know i wonder how many there are.. and i'm not sure if this thread already exists i'm just lazy... so throw what you know for some lines
But anyways thats a bit off topic, i'd rather go home and eat some fancy dish soaps.
-"Whether its got Tits or Tires...your bound to have problems with your ride either way"-macmahoooon
-"I can always tell when my dog, Bart, has swiped the butter of of the kitchen counter. After he shits in
the yard, he drags his butt around on the grass for about a minute. I feel like I should offer him some toilet paper, but he has no thumbs." zylstra
yeah..lines are pretty sick skis. my friend rides them and he liked dem.
Read the thread before posting, whore.
i really liked "if you're not doing anything right now i'm going to the bar to get a drink if you want to join me."
but that's not exclusive to skiing
"... and that would be bad, because then you might get a yeast infection. But then I thought that it might not be that bad, because you could brew beer in there. Or bake bread."
ill bomb your chute if you drop my cornice"
Beer.... A Social Lubercant
To Commit Is To Remove Your Head As The Barrer To Your Life.
something to do with riding my pipe or sliding my rail, the possiblities are endless
agreed. my friend and i used to do these to eachother ALL the time, like...
You can hit my gap anyday
take a ride through my pipe
You can ride my backcountry all season long
I'll give you an unlimited seasons pass to my resort
can i ride your lift?
i dunno we had a bunch more too, cant think of them.
silly boys, skis are for girls.
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