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Emo jokes

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siver090
Posts: 13 - Karma: 14
post em below

how many emos does it take to change a light bulb?

3 one to change it and the other two to write a song about how they missed the old one
Mar 19 2007 6:08PM
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SpankyAnalWhore
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
Emos dead it killed itself
Mar 19 2007 6:11PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
i wish my lawn was emo then it would cut itself.
Mar 19 2007 7:03PM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
how many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb



none they sit in the dark and cry
Mar 19 2007 7:43PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 18,222
Why are emo jokes harent funny here?
Because its been posted before

Mar 19 2007 7:45PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
how many emo's does it take to use the searchbar?
just one, siver090
Mar 19 2007 7:58PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
oo thats my fave
Mar 19 2007 8:07PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
the emo emu sez
if i had arms id cut myself
Mar 19 2007 8:12PM
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wannabegangster
Posts: 897 - Karma: 12
good english!
Mar 19 2007 8:28PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
pwnd
Mar 19 2007 8:51PM
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13stripes
Posts: 3795 - Karma: 273
i love emo emu
hahahaha
Mar 22 2007 9:27PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
Posts: 3687 - Karma: 39
AHAH NEWB AHAHA
Mar 22 2007 9:41PM
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snowXrider540
Posts: 1182 - Karma: 12
hey quit it im emo

now i have to go cut myself

thanks alot i hope i die this time
Mar 22 2007 9:49PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
who cares about emo's? stop giving them attention already
Mar 22 2007 10:36PM
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eyes.a.fire
Posts: 1238 - Karma: 13
amen to that
Mar 23 2007 12:27AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
suuuch a stupid fucking trend, i cant even open my mind to understand why anyone would ever wanna dress and act like that. those people are so fucking unoriginal and uncreative too.
Mar 23 2007 12:33AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147

that emo grass joke is a good one. Someone tell it again.

Mar 23 2007 12:42AM
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AndrewZ
Posts: 759 - Karma: 36
yea...maybe we should stop giving them attention...but emo jokes are just so fun

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and the best emo joke of all is www.myspace.com
Mar 23 2007 1:00AM
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eyes.a.fire
Posts: 1238 - Karma: 13
bbahahahahah aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhahahahahah its so true
Mar 23 2007 1:12AM
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lastxlight
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 10
Everything is a trend buddy.
Mar 23 2007 1:16AM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
owned. despite the improper punctuation.
Mar 23 2007 1:37AM
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Markis
Posts: 85 - Karma: 9
emo are purely just trying to get attention now days, goths have way more respect then emos, and why does it always have to be the wrist? can't it be like the...fingers or leg or somethin
Mar 23 2007 1:44AM
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xXfreeskierXx900
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
EMOS are fucking dick sucking bitches!
Mar 23 2007 8:20AM
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