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N-John360
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My friend's grandparents have a farm. They have a hill. They have cows. We built a jump next to a cow. It didnt move cause it was tied down. Than I did a 180 over it. It was balln'. End of Story.
Mar 19 2007 5:24PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
ROFLCOPTER!!! seriously though thats hilarious.
Mar 19 2007 5:29PM
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skiermw
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 30
ballin indeed
Mar 19 2007 5:30PM
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hartig
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Hahahahahahhahahahaha
Mar 19 2007 5:32PM
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teamsleep
Posts: 788 - Karma: 22
did u take pics?
Mar 19 2007 5:34PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
video/pics, or it didnt happen!
Mar 19 2007 5:38PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
thank you for making your story short and sweet/too the point. i hate it when people draw things like that out, like they just talk and talk and talk about the situation about what they were wearing, and who they were with and how much weed they smoked that day. last night i got really drunk cause it was my birthday, and then i took today off of work and one of my clients from work called today and i was like "hey, i got really hammered last night" and then my friend casey who i was with was like "hey, do you talk to clients like that?" and i was like "hey i met him at the bar, so its all good"...the point is, thanks for keeping your story short. also. I did'nt post that other thing with the "ROFLCOPTOR", my friend casey did under my account. i would never say "ROFLCOPTOR". the end.



so anyway, back to being short and sweet. so it was my birthday and there was this guy at the bar, and we were standing outside and he's like "hey, i had a 4runner just like yours but then it got totalled"...i really wanted him to wrap whatever story was ahead into as little time as possible. But then he went on-and-on-and-on-and-on, about where the car accident happened and who was involved. in fact i know that his car accident happened with this girl named rita, and at the time he kind of liked her and the car accident messed up her wrist and messed up his back, but he was like "naw, im good." cause he wanted to look like a tough guy and ended up in the hospital for a very long time or something gay like that. and also, his lawsuit didnt work out because his parents are those type that always follow the law completely and are like "dont sue for more than what you're really injured"...etc. etc......etc.....etc.... but rita! oh rita! she and her hurt wrist made out like bandits on the whole deal. it turns out the woman who had hit them in the accident (which was on avondale road by the way)...well anyway, what was i saying?...oh! um, she was high on like meth or coke or she had been huffing rubber cement or something. so she was arrested.
Mar 19 2007 5:40PM
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Lizz091
Posts: 199 - Karma: 10
haha. If you have pics or videos you should deff. post it.
Mar 19 2007 5:41PM
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Goobie
Posts: 615 - Karma: 30
line up as many cows possible in a row and see how many you can gap
Mar 19 2007 5:46PM
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.d.
Posts: 927 - Karma: 12
jib on the cows...make em go moo
Mar 19 2007 5:48PM
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dom_uk
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 12
im thinking that jon olsons super kicker should have assorted cattle on it.
Mar 19 2007 5:48PM
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vermontsteez
Posts: 924 - Karma: 19
hahha wow .
Mar 19 2007 5:54PM
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299
haha you should tail tap it
Mar 19 2007 6:51PM
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poofartpee
Posts: 7436 - Karma: 1,537
i tail bonked a chicken
Mar 19 2007 7:13PM
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eheath
Posts: 61109 - Karma: 118,298
Pictures would be prime.
Mar 19 2007 7:18PM
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skier24
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 11
haha thats sweet.
Mar 19 2007 7:20PM
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ScratchFS91
Posts: 678 - Karma: 27
next is jib 180
Mar 19 2007 7:22PM
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Alpineslide
Posts: 405 - Karma: 49
cool i work with cows haha
Mar 19 2007 7:24PM
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ihatemyscratches
Posts: 753 - Karma: 9
i was contemplating jibbing a sheep and you just convinced me to do it tomorrow. ill post pics too if i can
Mar 19 2007 7:31PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
hahahaha, great idea!
Mar 19 2007 7:33PM
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Alpineslide
Posts: 405 - Karma: 49
in some powder mag there was a dope pick of a guy sliding a log into a barn with a cow anyone recall it?
Mar 19 2007 7:33PM
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tomothejeenyus
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
that just sounds wrong
Mar 19 2007 7:36PM
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Charley.
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 110
pretty sick indeed
Mar 19 2007 7:41PM
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Sholte
Posts: 2929 - Karma: 12
sick, if i was the cow, i would be so scared
Mar 19 2007 7:44PM
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Jrap14
Posts: 408 - Karma: 9
dood i need 2 see a pic
Mar 19 2007 7:49PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
haha awesome


you should have done a cow bonk 180
Mar 19 2007 8:04PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
i was thinkin the same thing
Mar 19 2007 8:11PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
gnar
Mar 19 2007 8:17PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
whats so hard to believe???? a 180 over a cow?/?? i believe it..
Mar 19 2007 9:16PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
i think a handplant over a cow would be one of the more impressive things i have ever seen.
Mar 19 2007 9:21PM
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Tucks
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 161
I believe it But I would like a pic
Mar 19 2007 9:22PM
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Jrap14
Posts: 408 - Karma: 9
me 2
Mar 19 2007 9:23PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
super TRICKY
excelent
Mar 19 2007 9:29PM
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Goobie
Posts: 615 - Karma: 30
man you could do so much with a farm...
Mar 19 2007 9:29PM
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1440ski
Posts: 2049 - Karma: 1,110
Well if you took a pic that would be a ballin front page for ns.
Mar 19 2007 9:31PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7482 - Karma: 3,607
lmao!!!111

I second the motion
Mar 19 2007 9:37PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
cow jib....... hell yesssssssssssssss
Mar 19 2007 9:39PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
toss up a pic.
sounds fun tho, i wanna try it.
Mar 19 2007 9:52PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
prove it.
Mar 19 2007 10:10PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
dont be such a hater give him the beneifti of the doubt!
Mar 19 2007 10:17PM
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Evan_B.
Posts: 397 - Karma: 756
PUMP
Mar 19 2007 11:48PM
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tjski
Posts: 5859 - Karma: 44
bonk it. and take video..
Mar 19 2007 11:54PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
that's dank mang
Mar 19 2007 11:57PM
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Albino
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 123
hey, someone claims to zero over chads, i say prove it.

someone says i 180'd over a cow, i say it happened.
Mar 20 2007 12:03AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
i wonder if a lama would be harder?
Mar 20 2007 12:16AM
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switchskier206604
Posts: 497 - Karma: 36
you serious.... LOL
Mar 20 2007 12:17AM
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Glenjamin
Posts: 139 - Karma: 10
If i ever see you I will give you 10 bucks.
Mar 20 2007 12:45AM
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Sholte
Posts: 2929 - Karma: 12
that be nuts, it suck if it bucked tho
Mar 20 2007 12:46AM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
cool story hansel. no really, cool. footy would have been sick
Mar 20 2007 12:52AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
thats so... wrong
Mar 20 2007 12:58AM
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