The office is great. I've seen too much Family Guy, so it's not funny any more.
- - - - Thinkers Cult
Vt 07 Creativity: It's a known fact that grass increases creativity from 8 to 11 times. In fact, everyone finds that they are more creative stoned than straight. So remember! M-A-R-I-J-U... A-J-U-A-N-A... Mari... juana... Marijuana.[/b][/b][/b][/b]
house, the office, law and order: CI, NCIS, maybe bones
Here are a few suggestions on ways to get rid of a roommate:
Collect potatoes. paint faces on them and give them names. name one after your roommate. separate your roommate's potato from the others. wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "he just didn't belong."
And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply,
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why,
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young lad.
I think you'll do",
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that,
huh , me workin' for you."