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Journey
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anybody else here been constipated before and wants to share their experinces. i havent pooped in like a week so i chugges some magenisum nitrate or something like that, im no stranger to huge poops, but i heard the first big one that is blocking my anal passage is gonna be painful...any tips on preperation before the big moment would be helpful. thanks
Mar 9 2007 6:29PM
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mothaeast
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https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/16675/
Mar 9 2007 6:31PM
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Journey
Posts: 421 - Karma: 16
big news...im sticking some sort of thing up my ass that will melt the poop wish me luck
Mar 9 2007 7:39PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
hahahahaha
Mar 9 2007 7:46PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
no wisdom teeth ehh?
Mar 9 2007 7:47PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
Ugh. And then you are going to squirt water up your anus and it's all gonna come out like a raging tsunami. Have fun with that, and bring some movies and pop corn before you go to the shitter...
Mar 9 2007 8:12PM
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bigbuds
Posts: 651 - Karma: 41
fUNNY SHIT litterally
Mar 10 2007 12:42AM
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eheath
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I took oxycodon for my tumor surgery three summers ago, and i shit a fucking premature baby sized shit. It was the worst 30 mins of my life giving birth to that shit.
Mar 10 2007 12:43AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
im poopin!
IM POOPIN!
false alarm.
Mar 10 2007 12:55AM
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